I ate too much earlier I feel so fucking bloated. Why did I do this to myself
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I ate myself sick in a five-star restaurant over the fall, had 2 stiff drinks (2 more than norm), & fainted against wall in bathroom.
Thought boomer lady was gonna call cops on me. Be careful.
Thought boomer lady was gonna call cops on me. Be careful.
@GoyGirl Hey Nancy how you doing chick
Oh... got you. Haha
@GoyGirl So what were you doing at this restaurant. What did you eat. I had a burger and poutine and it was way too much. I dieted pretty hard last summer so I shrunk my stomach a lot and now I can't eat even close to what I used to
Anniversary dinner. I nurse & can often out-eat a lot of dudes, but think it was halibut, & just so many sides, etc... not used to mixed drinks.
It's very real to have diets get us, though. I get histamine/nose responses fast to gross foods since I ate so clean so long.
It's very real to have diets get us, though. I get histamine/nose responses fast to gross foods since I ate so clean so long.
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@Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl She can start with me brother
@Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl I don't have to seduce her
My dad wrote a song about a hooker, like all song writers are supposed to do... "they call her a flower, of the midnight hour... but you know that kind of flower don't never bloom." 😉
@GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I never understood the prostitute thing in current year. If you are even mildly charismatic and are funny and can carry a conversation you can get all kinds of pussy from dating apps. Like. Super easy.
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@graf @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly no you can’t dating apps are shit
@TeaTootler @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I did it for almost a decade every other day lmfao I think your issue is you
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