I ate too much earlier I feel so fucking bloated. Why did I do this to myself
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@graf are you more of a stress eater or impulse eater???
@graf Foods always a great idea until you eat it
@Frondeur I'm a stress drinker and an impulse drinker. I don't eat unless I'm hungry. Not even when I quit smoking despite the oral fixation
@graf nice!!! me too!!! i was moving yesterday so i just wanted to drink and i forgot to eat...
I ate myself sick in a five-star restaurant over the fall, had 2 stiff drinks (2 more than norm), & fainted against wall in bathroom.
Thought boomer lady was gonna call cops on me. Be careful.
Thought boomer lady was gonna call cops on me. Be careful.
@GoyGirl Hey Nancy how you doing chick
@Frondeur Proud of you nigger where is Jonny fever
@graf Same thing happened to me. Am I gonna have room for beer?
@Will2Power I don't even want to drink I fucking hate this!!!
@yockeypuck @graf @Frondeur Fighting FOR Tel Aviv
@graf he's been sober...i didnt have time to call him this last week...but ill try to this week...
Oh... got you. Haha
@GoyGirl So what were you doing at this restaurant. What did you eat. I had a burger and poutine and it was way too much. I dieted pretty hard last summer so I shrunk my stomach a lot and now I can't eat even close to what I used to
Anniversary dinner. I nurse & can often out-eat a lot of dudes, but think it was halibut, & just so many sides, etc... not used to mixed drinks.
It's very real to have diets get us, though. I get histamine/nose responses fast to gross foods since I ate so clean so long.
It's very real to have diets get us, though. I get histamine/nose responses fast to gross foods since I ate so clean so long.
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@Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl She can start with me brother
@Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl I don't have to seduce her
Get a hobby, Robert 😑
@GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly His hobby is being a sex pest
@yockeypuck @graf @Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl POAST STEALER
@graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly Pesto-sexual
@LordOfTheKangs @graf @GoyGirl Does that make bottom surgery "pesto-chango"
@yockeypuck @graf @Robert_Edwardly @GoyGirl How is a flower supposed to seduce me and possibly commit a hate crime or two?
My dad wrote a song about a hooker, like all song writers are supposed to do... "they call her a flower, of the midnight hour... but you know that kind of flower don't never bloom." 😉
@GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I never understood the prostitute thing in current year. If you are even mildly charismatic and are funny and can carry a conversation you can get all kinds of pussy from dating apps. Like. Super easy.
@graf @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I'm an ugly middle-aged man. There's no way I am getting 20-something yo pussy unless it's the most broken and ugly of women.
That said: it's legal here and I have never bothered.
That said: it's legal here and I have never bothered.
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@graf @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly no you can’t dating apps are shit
@TeaTootler @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I did it for almost a decade every other day lmfao I think your issue is you
@GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly @graf WHAT A COINCIDENCE I CAME ON HOOKER NAMED MIDNIGHT'S FLOWER LAST WEEK OMG SO MUCH IN COMMON
@graf @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly they’ve been shit for at least 8 years now
@TeaTootler @graf @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly i refuse to use them
@NoDoxGregBrady @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @graf Flower I'm not even married to her.
@putrid @TeaTootler @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I think if I checked it's probably all Indians here now. No thank you
@graf @TeaTootler @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly the only time ive ever used them was to troll people or find a plug locally LMAO
@TeaTootler @graf @GoyGirl @yockeypuck @Robert_Edwardly I think you're probably both right. For example: POF doesn't even let you look at women younger or older than you by more than 7 years, or something.
But my mistake is probably using the shittiest of apps.
It definitely was easier pre-tinderification where they all just let you message anyone you want.
Then just saying something other than
>hi how r u
or
>u r hot
Had you doing pretty well.
But my mistake is probably using the shittiest of apps.
It definitely was easier pre-tinderification where they all just let you message anyone you want.
Then just saying something other than
>hi how r u
or
>u r hot
Had you doing pretty well.
I'm sure that's, uh, true 🤔 Stats say you gotta be a "top-20" for "all kinds of it," though.
Idk, though. My chonky cousin probably gets more into "50-70" range guys & they still seem to be playing field largely, too
Idk, though. My chonky cousin probably gets more into "50-70" range guys & they still seem to be playing field largely, too
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@GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck No way. I never had an issue. Never contacted any of them first, either. I'm not attractive either. Maybe it's different in the US but it was like a revolving door at my house for years
@graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck If they were messaging you first as well and any of them were better looking than 4/10 then you were probably hot.
@C_J_S @graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck literally wtf is this man talking about. Im hot
@putrid @C_J_S @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck We are talking about old tinder. It was super easy. These people are saying it's not. I know that it was so I imagine maybe the landscape has changed but 🤷🏻
@putrid @graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck I'm saying Graf is probably hot. How about you rate him out of 10?
@C_J_S @graf @GoyGirl @Robert_Edwardly @yockeypuck 11. I’m saying I’m romantically interested in him and I’m above 4/10