eternal bender methinks
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@putrid no come over
@graf working on it since i am reinvited
@putrid I'm laying down waiting what are u waiting for I'm waiting for u
@graf ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@putrid Come over rn I have about an hour before I pass out that's like 52 different rounds of sex
@graf 😵💫😵💫😵💫 will miss u when u fall asleep
@putrid 👅 waiting for u
@putrid 🥺🥺
Lol the hell is this
@ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid I would let Ariel (female) touch my penis (male) btw
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@graf @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Kinda pretty homo if you don't say no homo while she does it ngl
@ForbiddenDreamer @graf @The_Almighty_Kek wtf this is the most heterosexual shit ever
@putrid @graf @The_Almighty_Kek You didn't say no homo, fag
@ForbiddenDreamer @graf @The_Almighty_Kek fuck you czarnuch
@putrid @graf @The_Almighty_Kek I've literally been further with your boyfriend than you have, grow a pair and fondle 'em already
@ForbiddenDreamer @putrid @The_Almighty_Kek Not her boyfriend but he's not wrong Ariel he has touched my balls a few times 😮💨
@putrid @ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek Sometimes when you're bowling and drunk shit just happens to make people feel awkward
@putrid @graf @The_Almighty_Kek They're nice balls?
It's not worth it fighting ariel, she's like a nuclear reactor of anger and spite, she only turns off when she passes out
@Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek @graf actually accurate
Life treating you well kiddo?
@Folklore @The_Almighty_Kek @ForbiddenDreamer @graf pretty neutral today wbu
Literally hell most of the time but I'm still standing
@Folklore @putrid @The_Almighty_Kek @graf Would you feel better if I fondled your balls (no homo)?
@Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Don't say this if you invite him to stay at your house he will sneak into your bed
@graf @Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek im gonna do that to u
@putrid @Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek Please do. I will do all kinds of disgusting shit to you if you wake me up in my bed
@graf @Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek stop tempting me
@putrid @Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek Come over and I'll make you do way worse shit 🫵🏻
@putrid @Folklore @ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek I got something you can do with those lips instead 🥒
(he's gonna shit)
WHEH DAT CAH DEELUH? WHEH DAT CAH DEELUH AT I AIN WAITIN ON NO POLEE MAN DAT POLEE MAN RAYCISS MMHMM YUHURD? 
Dreamer likes to (male) touch (female) penis. He prefers when they are cute
@Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @ForbiddenDreamer @putrid No he likes my cock and balls specifically
@graf @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid It's because ur cute.
He did get a greatfedipost for his fat sausage fingers
@Xenophon @ForbiddenDreamer @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid This was the best one ngl
@ForbiddenDreamer @graf @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Do you even love him?
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @graf @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Obviously, why would you even ask such a thing?
@ForbiddenDreamer @graf @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Just making sure he just wasn't another warm hole for ya
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Dreamer is the warm hole actually
@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid i see dreamer is the bottom
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @graf @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Look man it's the day of the Lord and I'm not about to explain the concept of love to a fr*nchman.
@ForbiddenDreamer @graf @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Just keep it clean so graf doesn't have to deal with the clean up
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid He's been to my house at least a half dozen times and every time I have to wash literally everything
@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid How selfish of him....
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @graf @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid He's a janny it's literally his job ong
@ForbiddenDreamer @graf @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid You could help him at least
@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @graf @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid I put my cum stained sheets in the washer so he can't suck on them, that's about my limit tho
@ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid So that's what caused the shitty fix to let go, the concrete imbalance throwing the drum back and forth til the seal absolutely disintegrated and blew everything into the set tub which clogged the drain and caused me to have to do plumbing work and also washing machine repair at 2am on a Saturday morning
@graf @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Sorry I have big loads (not sorry, I'll pay for the seal you blew).
@ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid It was a repair from before I moved into this house. Silicone and very poorly distributed. The drum was very imbalanced tho and it literally shattered a bearing too lmfao
@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid top loaders supreme
@eee @graf @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Xenophon @The_Almighty_Kek @putrid Top loaders are suboptimal if you have a stepsister simple as