My husband pissed me off so much one that I poured a sachet of laxatives in his tea. He was ill for two days and he blamed it on a sandwich he bought at a popular shop. He reported them to the council and tried to get local newspaper involved. He can never know the truth.
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@fesshole "Happy wife, happy life.
Unhappy wife, two days on the toilet."
That's what they say.