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The FreeBSD Foundation announced they're funding development of a new agentic AI based on an Alibaba model which will run in your kernel called Kirk.

There will be no way to remove it from the OS beginning with FreeBSD 16.0, because this model is completely replacing the TCP/IP stack and the CPU scheduler. All of these decisions will now processed by Kirk. Instead of being based on the time-tested monolithic kernel design, this will be the beginning of a new era of hybrid-cystolithic kernels.

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"After studying the success of Windows 11, it is clear that this new era of computing requires we provide the latest AI technology and make them feel like they're passing a kidney stone", says Michael W Lucas.

This work is being funded through a generous donation by the Gates Foundation and Larry Ellison, who recently christened his yacht "Izanami", which totally doesn't say "I'm A Nazi" backwards.