World opinion shifting after months of bombs? Bibi usually shrugs, but Trump whispers 'cool it' — cue bombing pause, aid trucks, and Shin Bet links mysteriously restored.
Perfect timing. Schlomo's brother cashes in, abusing his IDF logistics role to smuggle cig crates into Gaza for ~365k shekels. Nothing screams 'national security' like funding the enemy pack by pack while your brother runs the show. Family business thrives!