Just got away with not reporting gambling and sweepstakes winnings on my taxes. LFG!
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I just quietly moved my crypto around while it's low.
I just quietly moved my crypto around while it's low.
@pyrate In 2024, I won a Porsche Cayman GTS 4.0 in a giveaway but I took a cash prize of $70,000. Last year, I won another giveaway of $15,000 for buying $50 worth of creatine gummies and two times I missed my state lotto jackpot by one number but won $1000 both times. That's $87,000 in two years.
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@BugmanJones @pyrate I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS GO. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A DETAIL SPEC SHEET FOR JUST WHAT EXACTLY YOU TURNED DOWN?
IF IT WAS AN OPTIONED OUT OR GOD FORBID A PAINT TO SAMPLE CAR I'M GONNA GO STOMP ON BABY BIRDS.
IF IT WAS AN OPTIONED OUT OR GOD FORBID A PAINT TO SAMPLE CAR I'M GONNA GO STOMP ON BABY BIRDS.
@catmanmancat @pyrate ....it was.....sorry bro. RIP little birdies....
@BugmanJones @pyrate 
WHAT EXACTLY WAS THIS COLOR?
WHAT EXACTLY WAS THIS COLOR?
@BugmanJones @pyrate YOU MOTHERBITCHER! THAT'S A FUCKING NARDO GREY HOTTEST MEME COLOR ON THE MARKET FUCKING GTS4.0 WITH TRACK PACKAGE AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH
@catmanmancat @pyrate Yeah I'm retarded lmao
@BugmanJones @pyrate I'M FUCKIN' RETARDED TOO BUT IF YOU WIN A SIX FIGS CAR VS CASH I'M FINDING A CAR SPERG TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO IN TERMS OF PROFITABILITY/QoL IMPROVEMENT.
YOU COULD'VE DRIVEN THAT THING FOR A SUMMER AND SOLD IT FOR WAY MORE THAN THE 75K BEFORE TAXES YOU TOOK. OH MY GOD. WHY DO I EVEN BREATHE.
BROTHER @graf PLEASE READ THE ABOVE FUMBLE SO YOUR CORTISOL SPIKES AS WELL.
YOU COULD'VE DRIVEN THAT THING FOR A SUMMER AND SOLD IT FOR WAY MORE THAN THE 75K BEFORE TAXES YOU TOOK. OH MY GOD. WHY DO I EVEN BREATHE.
BROTHER @graf PLEASE READ THE ABOVE FUMBLE SO YOUR CORTISOL SPIKES AS WELL.
@catmanmancat @BugmanJones @pyrate He fucked up. Will make fun of him for the rest of his life
@graf @catmanmancat @pyrate It's so over π
@BugmanJones @graf @pyrate All you had to say was "Would you take 75k cash or a 2024 Cayman GTS 4.0" & Alarm bells would've gone off in at least a dozen ears of us who would've flocked to autistically explain the Porsche and why.
@catmanmancat @pyrate @graf When I heard the engine roar to life and that beautiful Porsche purr, my heart sank. I knew I fucked up πππ
@BugmanJones @pyrate @graf YOU DIDN'T EVEN DRIVE IT BEFORE YOU DECIDED?
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE MAN.
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE MAN.
ooga booga, gray car
ALL NEW CARS ARE GRAY BLOBS, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
ALL NEW CARS ARE GRAY BLOBS, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
@pyrate @BugmanJones Listen nigger. I never said I was a fan. We were talmbout if the particular car he won was a PTS car. Nardo grey used to be an Audi color that was a PTS Porsche car. BMW saw the sales & put it on M3 & M5 comps and it's now one of thee most desirable colors (market wise) due to popularity & it greatly drives the price up.
Myself? I need Red White or Black cars. But if you read the thread it's about a generational fumble of choosing 75k in cash at the time instead of a Brand New Cayman GTS 4.0 in Nardo Grey with the big brembro brakes, better wheels & tires (that's all I can see without more pics / build sheet)
In summary, generational fumble. 2 model years later that exact car with under 30k mi is KBB for $113k in excellent condition. At the time he could've gotten like $10k under sticker if he sold it to another dealership the same day which they certainly would've done because that spec car doesn't stay on lots longer than a few weeks.
Myself? I need Red White or Black cars. But if you read the thread it's about a generational fumble of choosing 75k in cash at the time instead of a Brand New Cayman GTS 4.0 in Nardo Grey with the big brembro brakes, better wheels & tires (that's all I can see without more pics / build sheet)
In summary, generational fumble. 2 model years later that exact car with under 30k mi is KBB for $113k in excellent condition. At the time he could've gotten like $10k under sticker if he sold it to another dealership the same day which they certainly would've done because that spec car doesn't stay on lots longer than a few weeks.
@catmanmancat @pyrate Man I should have announced my big W over here before I made my decision. I was only on here sporadically back then
@pyrate @BugmanJones Yes. Now you get the agony.
@catmanmancat @BugmanJones tbf, I just was not interested in reading all of that.
Im more interested in that tractor?
Why is it so special it deserves a permanent location on a lift?
Why is it so special it deserves a permanent location on a lift?
@monsignor_dickface @pyrate @catmanmancat I have no idea why that was in the showroom. That had me puzzled too and you aren't the first to ask me about that lol. I also got to see their next giveaway which was a fully restored '74 Bronco with a coyote engine. My dad came with me and saw it and decided to enter lol
@monsignor_dickface @BugmanJones @pyrate Because more than likely that's a turn of the century Ford / Fordson tractor in mint condition.
Edit: NM It's a vintage Lamborghini tractor.
Edit: NM It's a vintage Lamborghini tractor.
@BugmanJones @pyrate @catmanmancat βοΈ
@ForbiddenDreamer @BugmanJones @pyrate CREAMAH I'M GONNA SPERG. I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SPERG MAN. I JUST WOKE UP AND MY BLOOD PRESSURE & CORTISOL ARE SPIKING. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
@catmanmancat @BugmanJones @pyrate Good.
@BugmanJones @pyrate WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE CAYMAN GTS?!?!
@catmanmancat @pyrate Oh believe me I was tempted. I was looking to buy a house with a bit of land for my fiancΓ©e and myself though. I thought about taking the car, enjoying it for a few months and then selling it but thought it would be too much of a hassle to sell a six figure car. I st least got to fire up the engine and give it a few revs when I accepted the car on camera for promotional purposes. I can't tell you how much I was kicking myself for taking the money lmao
@BugmanJones @pyrate BRO IT'S AS DIFFICULT AS A SINGLE PHONE CALL TO A DEALER TO FACILITATE THE TRANSACTION. THEY'D EVEN SEND TRANSPORTATION TO PICK IT UP DIRECTLY AT NO COST TO YOU AND CUT YOU A CHECK SAME DAY. IT'D BE A SINGLE TRANSACTION HERE YOU WON THIS AND NOW WE BOUGHT IT TYPE OF DEAL.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH
@catmanmancat @pyrate Well at the time I thought I would have been taxed twice. It's silly now because I never reported the winnings in the first place lmao
Pls don't kill me
Pls don't kill me
@BugmanJones @pyrate YOU GOT FUCKIN' HOSED MAN. EVEN IF YOU IMMEDIATELY FLIPPED IT TO A DEALER THAT DIDN'T GET MANY YOU'RE GETTING $100K
CURRENT VALUES FOR LOW OPTIONED GTS 4.0 WITH 20K MILES ARE $110K+
AHHHHHHHHHH
CURRENT VALUES FOR LOW OPTIONED GTS 4.0 WITH 20K MILES ARE $110K+
AHHHHHHHHHH