The most promising non-Google AI just committed suicide for political good boy points
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@Shadowman311 @_gigabyte_ POAST DOT COM WILL NEVER ALLOW A RADICAL LEFT, VEGAN DEVELOPER TO DICTATE HOW OUR GREAT INSTANCE SHITPOASTS AND WINS HELLTHREADS! That decision belongs to YOUR ANIME-GRAF-MAYS, and the great jannies he appoints to Do It For Free.
The Leftwing nutjobs at ALex Gleasonware have made a DISASTROUS MISTAKE trying to ABANDON their Soy-Bloated Software, and force us to obey their Terms of Service instead of our Rules. Their selfishness is putting ANIME GIRLS at risk, our Users in danger, and our Seen By Colleen in JEOPARDY.
Therefore, I am directing EVERY Janny Cleaner in the Poast Dot Com Instance to IMMEDIATELY CEASE all use of Alex Gleason's technology. We don't need it, we don't want it, and we will not do business with him again! There will be a Six Month phase out period for Frontends like the Soapbox Dash Pub who are using Alex Gleason's technology, at various levels. Alex Gleason better get his quinoa together, and be helpful during the phase out period, or I will use the Full Power of Making Fun Of Him Online to make him comply, with major cringe and bluepilled consequences to follow.
WE will decide the fate of our Instance -- NOT some out-of-control, Radical Vegan BTW developer run by people who have no idea what real Meat tastes like. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE POAST GREAT FOR THE FIRST TIME!
JANNY FRANCIS P. YOCKEYPUCK
The Leftwing nutjobs at ALex Gleasonware have made a DISASTROUS MISTAKE trying to ABANDON their Soy-Bloated Software, and force us to obey their Terms of Service instead of our Rules. Their selfishness is putting ANIME GIRLS at risk, our Users in danger, and our Seen By Colleen in JEOPARDY.
Therefore, I am directing EVERY Janny Cleaner in the Poast Dot Com Instance to IMMEDIATELY CEASE all use of Alex Gleason's technology. We don't need it, we don't want it, and we will not do business with him again! There will be a Six Month phase out period for Frontends like the Soapbox Dash Pub who are using Alex Gleason's technology, at various levels. Alex Gleason better get his quinoa together, and be helpful during the phase out period, or I will use the Full Power of Making Fun Of Him Online to make him comply, with major cringe and bluepilled consequences to follow.
WE will decide the fate of our Instance -- NOT some out-of-control, Radical Vegan BTW developer run by people who have no idea what real Meat tastes like. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE POAST GREAT FOR THE FIRST TIME!
JANNY FRANCIS P. YOCKEYPUCK
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@yockeypuck @Shadowman311 @_gigabyte_ Oh, very cute, don't let them do it mr puck