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I don’t know what is happening on the Fediverse, and I don’t wanna know, but I know it must be funny to someone

@Primavera it’s more likely than you think

@Velveteen @agatha @revk

@agatha @revk my age is verified, @Velveteen has met me IRL

@Velveteen healf

@Velveteen who are you

@fen @Velveteen I remember this

@Velveteen nice nicr

Girl who works at the cookie place is so cute hhhhhhhhhhhh

Motorway signage for when there’s a fediblock on the carriageway

@Velveteen based vel???

We have been driving for over 40 min and we have only just left the city limits. The traffic in Birmingham is so bad that Birmingham is forty minutes away from Birmingham.

@Velveteen us? Where’s mine?

@Velveteen @oshy ladies and gentlemen, Conway Twitty

Ugh I’m still sick, I’m at that tail end where you’re in sickness purgatory. Not unwell but not well. I’m sniffly all the time and now I’m coughing whenever I so much as breathe funny.

@Velveteen I am still sickies

@Velveteen hiiiii

British people be like: “I’m going on holiday to Colourado”

Remember that Yahoo bought Tumblr because the CEO believed it was “going to be the next PDF”. Like the document format. Yes. I know. That’s at-the-time CEO Marissa Mayer’s exact words.

@Velveteen @roo woohooooo