Due to rapidly increasing prices, Lacie has begun a controlled release from the Strategic Bark Reserve (SBR) to stabilize prices. People and small animals in the vicinity are advised to wear ear plugs.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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2Good news - I am down in my basement and shortly after I started hearing the release from the SBR upstairs, the major stock market indexes cut their losses quite a bit. Lacie is trying very hard to help us out.
@jerry okay I’m not sure what SBR means in this context but I assume it’s not Short Barrled Rifle.
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3@winterknight1337 see the previous post that was in reply to. SBR = strategic bark reserve
@jerry I need more coffee.