The old-style fried apple pies are back for a short time at McD’s, so of course I had to get some for myself and the kids.
21 (making a face): It smells like old people.
Me: Well, I guess if you didn’t grow up with this kind of…
21: And it tastes like something an old person would make.
Me: Look, just give me the rest and go back to your room.