Egregoros

@kaia@brot.eus @yew@misskey.bubbletea.dev literally do not let your dreams be dreams do not worry about paying top dollar to import one of the original ones from japan or whatever https://www.amazon.de/-/en/seal-pillow-sleeping-cushion-filling/dp/B081T9RCX8/ i think this is the one i have i think idr i think it has gotten more expensive but still its obviously a chinese knockoff one and i can still recommend it, and there are listings of it or even the classic grumpy one for half or even 1/3 of the price. i'm all in on being a seal enjoyer in 2026 tbh

@phnt@fluffytail.org im tired of this current AAA slop im tired of always online, what happened to having your online mode be online sometimes only? literally back in og mw3 i didnt always have to be online in multiplayer lobbies, sometimes the wifi from the router i was using across 2 floors and 4 walls dropped connection. and that was ok, it would just show a cute lil plug symbol on the top of the screen andeveryone would move a bit choppy or freeze. i couldnt hit anything with my msr like that even with quickdraw and that juciy 0 delay 0 offset ads they ditched after GAYARCH added in bo1, but that was also ok, the trick was doing fmj9 akimbos once connection was dropping and then just dump your entire magazine, then mute the entire enemy team before you came back online again so you wouldnt get your ear drumz pierced by whatever russian kid had just walked in2 ur line of fire

This is my girlfriend. There are very few like her, and this one is mine.

My girlfriend is my best friend. She is my life. I must keep her content as I must keep myself content.

My girlfriend, without me, is sad. Without my girlfriend, I am sad. I must kiss my girlfriend true. I must pay her more attention than literally anyone else. I must be there for her her before someone else is. I will…

My girlfriend and myself know that what counts in this relationship is not the amount of dates we go on, the times we sleep with each other, nor the amount of noise complaints we farm from the neighbors. We know that it is the quality of all that time together that counts. I still hope she will let me hit….

My girlfriend is important, as important as i am if not more, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her about her as a sister. I will learn her weaknesses, her strengths, her likes, her dislikes, the things that make her happy and the things that make her flustered. I will ever guard her against the ravages of weather and the cold even moreso than myself bcuz she is p thin and gets cold even faster than me so i like 2 give her my jacket whenever shes cold. I will keep my girlfriend warm and full of food. We will become part of each other. We will ….

Before God, I swear this creed. My girlfriend and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of our lives.

So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!!