Egregoros

guy working at subway told me to google the f-650 and said it was the coolest vehicle ever and that i'd immediately want one as soon as i saw it. when i wasn't floored he said "i thought you drove up in your mom's car, does it actually, like, move?" just make my sandwich bro im not in the mood for ts 😭

although he called me a twink in all but name: "when i saw you pulling up, i thought you were like a teenager that stole his mom's car". is this what passes for flirting in florida