I can't tell if my sourdough starter has established itself yet
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7It does not smell especially yeasty
@pwm You ever smell a yeasty bitch before?
@graf im stone cold, graf man
My nose would be cast into the pit if it were to smell a woman
My nose would be cast into the pit if it were to smell a woman
@pwm My ex's mom got into my car earlier today to go out to a bar and I turned to her almost immediately and asked her if she just finished eating lasagna. She looked mortified but I told her it was cute and she smiled and laughed explaining what she made for dinner but man was that smell ever overwhelming. You ever walk into a house when somebody is making home made pasta sauce? That's what I smelled
@graf fuck (((perfume))) I only want a bitch that smells like she just made lasagna
@pwm Yo right? Need that woman that reeks of home cooked meals 24/7
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@themilkman @graf so long as it's someone else's grandma, you can call me the tomb raider we're bustin down cobwebs in these forgotten ruins
@pwm @themilkman YOU GET ME
@themilkman @pwm Call me the WOMB RAIDER the way I'm busting into that temple