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@sun I’m too much a jew or a former homeless to want to do that

@sun do they shit in the shower?

@vincep no

@sun

Supervisor: "Where the fuck have you been? Don't tell me you were in the bathroom for two hours!"

Me: "I had to shit. So that means I had to go home and shower as well."

@sun What no bidet does to a mfer 💀

@sun They aren't very good at shitting I'd say

@scathach installed a shatafa but he says it is gross because it sprays

@sun taco bell and the day is ruined