Egregoros

@lumi

phone: guess what happened today 2 years ago
M O N S T E R

achievement get: annoy orga

guess i'm now fully gekoloniseerd

@evamik "it's not stalking i just like data :("

we have usb-c at home

@Johann150

@Johann150 this is the only cloud i support

"fuck this project, im gonna go cook sth, be back in an hour or so"

you heard of touch grass now get ready for touch stove

i dedicate today's homemade gnocchi to total kubernetes death

i'm still not over the AI Wash™ washing machine with AI Bubbles™

@mametsuko patpat

shoutout to the giant walking vibrator

lecker kaffee trinken

1990: i bet they will have flying cars in the future

2026: the world is ending but i can use a game console to charge my toothbrush

new tech warcrime

ppl always complain that the clock on my microwave never shows the right time bcs i cant be assed to set it manually

so now i have an unfuck-microwave.sh cronjob which briefly kills its power every day at midnight

john mastodon the ibm salesman

"smh just act like youre at home"
"..."
"..."
"actually maybe not, the living room will turn into 80% ancient tech"