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Smegma is an OK shaving lubricant.

Bro you should create a shaving cream/aftershave and call it that. Claim it has pheromones that drive chicks wild.
Smegma. It'll be all over your face!

Rizz with Smegma

holy hell, you guys are having a real digusting discussion

@madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital It 100% all-natural conversation. Real skin care hours.

what's there to care for?

@madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital skin is the largest organ of the body. It needs care and makes you look more attractive so you get more opportunities to rape/get raped.

What emanation is considered smegma?

@captainslow@poa.st Wikipedia has a good, if not overly succinct, article explaining smegma
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

thank you. the jews took my foreskin. 😕

@captainslow@poa.st the great thing about smegma is that it is produced even on jew scarred penises. It is universal. We can all relate. Makes marketing it as a product easier.

Right, but I have no accumulation that will allow me to apply the product to my face in significant amounts. is there a way to help guys like me? someone else’s smegma perhaps?

@captainslow@poa.st yes, this product will be produced from real harvested smegma from really greasy donors. Like Mediterraneans and mexicans. Our smegma infused shaving lotion and after shave leaves skin supple and moisturized without being overly greasy or tacky. It contains sciency things like cathepsin B, lysozymes,[12] chymotrypsin, neutrophil elastase and cytokines, which aid the immune system (maybe). Also fights acne, probably.

Small batch, artisanally produced. The finest kind.

This sounds like ethnically sourced alternative to those foreskin beauty creams.