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@pyrate @cjd nah it's a young man's game

I'm a millennial, so naturally I have a beard and only wanna do stuff BEFORE it's cool... Everybody's trooning out, the whole goddamn open source ecosystem has done it. Ergo, it ain't cool anymore. Least not for me. I'm gonna wear my flannel and drink my shitty beer instead.

mead and cigars.

That sounds pretty good. We're having gin and tonic tonight...

I'll have my hickory pipe with some apple tobacco... I have somewhere around 30 gallons of mead on hand...

@cjd @lain @pyrate you could become a drag queen

Ehh, I don't like other peoples kids enough to be a drag queen.

@cjd @pyrate @lain I haven't heard of anyone becoming a double man yet. Find a femboy that is a tissue match for you and convince him to cut off his cock. Then you graft his cock on to your shaft and have a double.
You can walk into any stinky millennial tattoo + bodymod convention and you will have beaten all of them.

> I haven't heard of anyone

Ehud Arye Laniado

@cjd @lain @pyrate Looks like this was an enlargement, though. I'm talking about having two knobs.

I don't know how you go about "enlarging" it without adding something...

Anyway I'd be a bad candidate for any of that shit b/c my penis is perfect so the only thing you can possibly do is make it worse.

@cjd @lain @pyrate That's what tattoos and bodymods are all about.

Rest of my body is also perfect, so can only make that worse too...