This is so funny to me
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@graf Can't give the attractive egirl clussy any attention. But this is funny as fuck.
@catmanmancat She sent me two tummy pics unsolicited while I'm in a meeting lmfao
Shinji Stancil 
@graf @catmanmancat tfw never gotten tummy pics even once
@TeaTootler @graf Bro this is a Graf honeypot. This is one of his harem on here to collect DMs from sad boys so they can laugh at them later after he's done banging her. Do not fall for it.
@catmanmancat @TeaTootler @graf there shall be no "harem" wtf im possessive asf
@putrid @catmanmancat @TeaTootler @graf Whatever, I already molested your boy anyways
@ForbiddenDreamer @catmanmancat @TeaTootler @graf ill ass rape you
@putrid @catmanmancat @TeaTootler @graf With what dick lmoa
@ForbiddenDreamer @catmanmancat @TeaTootler @graf do you think you can only rape with biological material
@putrid @catmanmancat @TeaTootler @graf Fuckin poser, you'll die never knowing what it's like to truly rape and that's just sad
@ForbiddenDreamer @catmanmancat @TeaTootler @graf i dont want to touch u nigger. ill stick something up your ass
@putrid @catmanmancat @TeaTootler @graf Literally noballs, I expected better from you.
@putrid @catmanmancat @TeaTootler @graf I hope it vibrates at least tho
@catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @putrid @TeaTootler @graf Guess you were right. One woman on poast and its chaos already
@wingedhussar @catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @TeaTootler @graf im literally griffith
@putrid @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @TeaTootler @graf @griffith wait is this true???
@catmanmancat @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @TeaTootler @graf @griffith i already told him his username was stolen valor
@catmanmancat @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @TeaTootler @graf @griffith oh i forgot i do have the opposing og on throne
@wingedhussar @catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @TeaTootler @graf @griffith no people just buy you stuff you list on there
@putrid @catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @TeaTootler @graf @griffith Onlyfans with extra steps
@wingedhussar @catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @TeaTootler @graf @griffith they don't receive anything in return 😭
@putrid @catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @TeaTootler @graf @griffith Fine with me. If I could prey on desperate women I'd do it too
@wingedhussar @catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @TeaTootler @graf @griffith ive never worked, my entire life is funded by my dad, friends/cult, and random men online
@putrid @wingedhussar @catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith its amazing how mid women are able to get away with that
@TeaTootler @wingedhussar @catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith mid? i can scientifically mog you boy
@TeaTootler @wingedhussar @catmanmancat @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22985951/
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@putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith FUCK YES. I WAS BORN IN THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN MONTH.
IS THAT WHY MY WIFE IS SO FUCKIN' HOT?
IS THAT WHY MY WIFE IS SO FUCKIN' HOT?
@catmanmancat @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith is her bday month may too? both are kinda junk studies and more as a joke but they're funny to reference
@putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith Naur. Her birthday is... Ermm her birth month is. Uhhh... Lemme check my calendar.
@putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith I HAVE A LOT TO REMEMBER. I HAVE A HUGE FAMILY. A NINE. SHES BORN IN 09/XXXX
@putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith My phone, my car, and my laptop are programmed to let me know birthdays 3wks, 2wks, 1wk, 3 days before & the day before. 😩
@catmanmancat @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith oh nice profile header btw porsche is my fav car brand
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@putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith German excellence. One day I shall trade my wife for a Singer. But only after she's out of child bearing years. WHICH IS FAIR.
@catmanmancat @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith should keep both and go on rides with her
@putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith She.. she doesn't like cars like me. When I bomb down the mountain she gets nauseous. She hates exhaust drone, blow off valve noises, doesn't think it's awesome to go 140 on the highway It's her one fatal flaw to me.
@catmanmancat @putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @graf @griffith Just had the new boike going 150+ on the hwy today btw catman, jelly much?
@ForbiddenDreamer @putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @graf @griffith Yes. But I'm getting a new intermediate pipe, GESI jpipe, down pipe and up pipe. I'm gonna blow my tranny this summer.
@catmanmancat @putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @graf @griffith >this nigga gets a new tranny to blow every six months
I'm not surprised tbh
I'm not surprised tbh
@ForbiddenDreamer @putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @graf @griffith I AM A SIMP FOR THE FORBIDDEN GLITTER.
@catmanmancat @putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @graf @griffith Learn to shift retard
@ForbiddenDreamer @catmanmancat @putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @griffith He's talking about blowing a tranny not breaking a transmission
@ForbiddenDreamer @catmanmancat @putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @griffith Yo right wing fren squad I bought a Durango to fuck around in the snow. Your thoughts? It's also 7 passenger so I can cart these losers around when they come visit
way better than that shitbox land rover , or whatever
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@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @griffith FUCK YEAH. BANG-O DURANGO WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES IN THE 7 SEATER IN LAKE EFFECT SNAUR.
@ForbiddenDreamer @putrid @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @graf @griffith Subaru fucked me by not giving me the VA STI trans / diff which is good for over 500 awhp.
Instead I got this bullshit that gives up the glitter around 400hp at the crank. 😤😤😤
Instead I got this bullshit that gives up the glitter around 400hp at the crank. 😤😤😤
@catmanmancat @TeaTootler @wingedhussar @ForbiddenDreamer @graf @griffith aw damn. you are probably too old to know the zoomer term "cutting up" but i used to love doing that on the highway with my ex in his drop top coupe lexus, dangerous tho