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@platypus my bank used to allow custom security questions, so I set one to "what are you wearing?" and the answer to "that's very inappropriate please transfer me to your manager". the first time an customer service rep encountered it they couldn't stop laughing and had to actually transfer to a coworker to complete the call.

@th @platypus my old boss set his required security question and answer at Rackspace to be:

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Yes

Every call he had with them began with that interchange.