She got me goopin down the corkus
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@matty The other day between picking up people from multiple airports I chugged a monster java and in the middle of nowhere it decided it wanted to evacuate. I finally found a Starbucks and defiled that toilet with 5000 psi
King shit (literally)
That's why God gives me broad shoulders (I can carry more sin [I cannot])
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AHHH WTF MAN?!?Me here in 10 mins
@catmanmancat @tyler @matty You didn't even come to the summit
@graf @catmanmancat @tyler @matty Are you having the summit rn?
damn I would have sent a stripper-gram
damn I would have sent a stripper-gram
@ins0mniak @matty @tyler @catmanmancat Yep til Monday and there is a bachelorette party being set up at the chalet next door so we are going to try to get some ladies in the hot tub
No hurt the kitty. Or Matty.