Breaking: Parker Banks, rizzcelent internet micro-celebrity, avoids a cortisol spike by not opening the financial charts today.
Live quote: "I'm sorry but I'm just not gonna do it. Some one let me know when we're back to nothing ever happens by posting a meme about it"
Live quote: "I'm sorry but I'm just not gonna do it. Some one let me know when we're back to nothing ever happens by posting a meme about it"
