From Shitposter.World, the dating capital of the Federation, in color, it's the Fedi Dating Game! And here's the star of our show, your host H. Faust!
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Thank you, thank you very much and good evening. I'm happy to be back to host a special edition of the Fedi Dating Game. Today is Valentine's Day and if you could not spend the day with your special one then maybe you will get a chance here.
But first, let's explain the rules!
But first, let's explain the rules!
The show consists of three rounds:
1. First round consists of each bachelorette asking you a question, if they like your answer your will pass to the next round, otherwise you are out!
2. Second round you can ask the bachelorette one question, if she refuses to answer your question or gives you a negative answer, you are out!
3. The final round consists of you picking your bachelorette, if another contestant picks one before you, you are out!
Are the rules clear?
1. First round consists of each bachelorette asking you a question, if they like your answer your will pass to the next round, otherwise you are out!
2. Second round you can ask the bachelorette one question, if she refuses to answer your question or gives you a negative answer, you are out!
3. The final round consists of you picking your bachelorette, if another contestant picks one before you, you are out!
Are the rules clear?
OK, given that no one has questions, let's meet our bachelorettes!
The life of the party, she likes to drink, drive and live fast! But don't let her wildness deceive you, she is a responsible adult and would take care of you! Meet Bachelorette No. 1!
Quiet but not silent, loyal like no else, she enjoys eating bread and living minimally. She will impact your life in ways you won't imagine, meet Bachelorette No. 2!
Oh boy, she is a feisty one and won't take a no for an answer but behind that mask there's a girl wanting to get loved. Meet Bachelorette No. 3!
OK contestants, are you ready to test your charm and wit?
Contestant No. 1, you first
Will you please tell me the three words you think I most like to hear in the most romantic way you can?
@hfaust beer
@Pi_rat Can you read or count?
Well that was bloody round, let's see if you can do better with Bachelorette No. 2!
If I had a twin sister, how would you recognize me?
@hfaust@shitposter.world Autistic level of difference noticing.
I know I asked this before, but contestants, have you ever talked to a woman before? Let's see if you do better with Bachelorette No. 3!
I just told you "I hate you" how would you react?
I would ignore the statement
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4Maybe I should change the name of the game for the Fumbling Game Show. Now let's move to our second round... after this short commercial break!
Next week, the return of your favorite game show, Fedi Feud! With more exciting prizes and polls! Tune in here only in the federation!
And we are back, apparently some contestants appeared during the commercial break. According to the rules their answers would not count but because this is a Valentine's Day special we'll bend the rules a little!