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Too bad its never like “our ai agent went rogue and deleted ten billion dollars of medical debt”

Day 32 of having a child and we’re already sending each other stuff like this

Of course you have wine-dark hair and pronouns

Hope they figure it out soon

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to the Roku Channel

Great news, the bicameral mind is back

That’s how i relieve muscle tension too

Posting from a european’s smug fantasy of an american transit system

I could literally fly to copenhagen and back for less than what I just paid in tariffs on one order of danish yarn

mother. it is cold

Secret bus soup

Just whispered “fuck” to nobody at the supermarket

RE: https://mastodon.social/@gutenberg_new/116001945378701769

Smokin that shit that makes u argue warmly for the cause of Woman Suffrage

Nothing makes me feel like a cranky old asshole than when i’m watching a regular tv show and get an ad that’s filmed in that pseudo tiktok style with pop up captions and intentionally bad acting and sound

Looks like they added geopolitical news to the weather widget

Happy that Michael B. Jordan was nominated but really disappointed that they snubbed his twin brother, Michael A. Jordan

I'm an ancient aliens truther but for fair isle sweaters. There's only 100 people on that island. that's like one apartment building