what in the fuck is this? is windows 11 trying to detect supply chain attacks now?
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listen man you shit on me for everything pick something other than being canadian for once
>pick something other than being canadian for once
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
No both you and
need to be reminded how much Cucknada sucks.
did you see he said if he would go out for a beer with anyone it would be me? I'm gonna try that this summer and document it if I do
I did, he should know better that the vaccine doesn't make you immune to covid. ๐คฃ
The pandemic isn't over ๐ญ
The pandemic isn't over ๐ญ
I fixed my AC so I can drive out there providing i can get clearance in our datacenter. we are going to find out who can out covid who
Now the true freak of nature that I want to see with my own eyes is 
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Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
.Maybe I'll go to Hawaii next year.
im actually super boring dude, i dont care if you want to track my life but i have no fucking clue what that guy is doing lmfao
I'm trying to get Jeff Cliff to start streaming again
why are you so much more agreeable when you're purposely not being a dramanigger?
I've always been an incredibly agreeable person, there's only one person who doesn't like me and it's for reasons he made up in his own head
All because you offered him brown pants.
I just saw this. whats this about? the pants shitting thing? you never shit your pants in your life?
@graf @NonPlayableClown @AWIVR
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
honestly don't trust anybody who tries to pretend they haven't shit themselves or at least had one touch cloth in a pinch
A dude shit all over the side of my car while I was sitting in a drive-thru yesterday.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
I'm sorry what. a dude shit on the side of your car in a drive through? you live in india?
Close. Was hanging out in semi-rural, semi-suburb-ish N. Idaho... mom & pops coffee drive-thru.
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed ๐ฉ
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed ๐ฉ
I have to know, was it solid shit or diarrhea. we are talking about it in the matrix and i just cant wrap my head around how somebody can shit ON the side of your car
It was total projectile diarrhea disgust, & my car was his, uh, "privacy" from even more people... I guess?? Pretty sure 1/3 or more of sit-down coffee patrons saw him, too
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special ๐
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special ๐
>woman enters a chat about people shitting themselves
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>I enter a chat about people shitting themselves
>confused that it's not a Quartering a-logging thread
>confused that it's not a Quartering a-logging thread
its about randbot but I just dont understand why they shame him even if its real because it happens to all of us. I broke a window at my parents house one time because I had to shit so bad it was literally going to come out. sure its embarassing maybe that's why but I literally will never trust somebody who tries to claim they've never had some kind of shit or piss mishap in their life
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They shame him because he denies it. If he owned it, it probably would've gone away sooner.
If you refuse to give an amusing reaction to getting laughed at, the dramaniggers move on. I should know, considering I am one 
do you think he actually shit himself? if he did it's funny but you are right, own it and move on and most people will not care. the odd person might pop up in your chat or notifications and call you a pant shitter but because it's happened to most people at some point I think the vast majority would have moved on. crazy
The situation really isn't that complicated. Personally I can't confirm whether he did or not shit his pants. It sure looks like he did, but even though he was completely blacked out that night, he claims he didn't.
I suppose the part I find most amusing about is that he still does these weird mental gymnastics about it. He could have just said "I drank too much and I trusted a fart" which is both comical and relatable. Instead, he spent the better part of a year telling everyone he could that I personally "AI generated" the four hour stream that the clip came from. Nobody with a functioning brain believes him of course, so now he's trying to push other bizarre copes like asking ChatGPT if asshole sweat can bleach underwear (which I find incredibly funny on its own right).
The only reason people are bringing it up and laughing about again is because a few weeks ago when Rand was being an obnoxious reply guy on Wyatt's Twitter, Wyatt got tired of him crawling up his leg and posted the clip of his "bleached underpants" which was accidently viewed by over a million people before Wyatt felt bad and deleted it.
There's a dedicated group of retards who pretend to be me in his chat and antagonize him over really petty shit like this all the time because every once in a while he'll have a complete sperg out about it.
I suppose the part I find most amusing about is that he still does these weird mental gymnastics about it. He could have just said "I drank too much and I trusted a fart" which is both comical and relatable. Instead, he spent the better part of a year telling everyone he could that I personally "AI generated" the four hour stream that the clip came from. Nobody with a functioning brain believes him of course, so now he's trying to push other bizarre copes like asking ChatGPT if asshole sweat can bleach underwear (which I find incredibly funny on its own right).
The only reason people are bringing it up and laughing about again is because a few weeks ago when Rand was being an obnoxious reply guy on Wyatt's Twitter, Wyatt got tired of him crawling up his leg and posted the clip of his "bleached underpants" which was accidently viewed by over a million people before Wyatt felt bad and deleted it.
There's a dedicated group of retards who pretend to be me in his chat and antagonize him over really petty shit like this all the time because every once in a while he'll have a complete sperg out about it.
thank you for the breakdown, you are less of a dramanigger to me now
>asking ChatGPT if asshole sweat can bleach underwear (which I find incredibly funny on its own right).
female vaginal discharge does this which is weird in its own right but why asshole. do assholes (the kind you shit from not idiots) even sweat?
>asking ChatGPT if asshole sweat can bleach underwear (which I find incredibly funny on its own right).
female vaginal discharge does this which is weird in its own right but why asshole. do assholes (the kind you shit from not idiots) even sweat?
I wish that would happen to my underpants. Mine just turn brown. Anyways, I spent most of the night filling out police statements because some dumb fucking retard gorilla nigger thought that it would be a good idea to buy a pack of lasers off of Temu and shine them at a multimillion dollar military aircraft covered in cameras and equipped with sophisticated mapping software lol. I'm bushed. Good night grafman.
at least it wasn't having your house raided and you dragged out of bed at rifle point at 7 in the morning because people kept reporting you for hosting/producing CSAM, having hostages various other reasons I had to deal with police over the last 5 years. unironically the FBI is nicer. goodnight man
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12As the official Fediverse representative of dramaniggers, I wholly disavow any nigger who swats people. I just laugh at funny people on the Internet, sociopaths who anonymously orchestrate armed police responses to people's doorsteps deserve 100 years of nonstop assrape in the nigger rape dungeon.
I honestly believe whoever was doing it was paying the people who were doing it to jim and others. when they were arrested it stopped. They didn't swat me, they had my moms address so the police would just call me after the first time but once they had my actual address on file the next report they raided my house. one of the female cops on the way out thought it was funny "hah, it's not often we leave one of these without arresting somebody" like fuck you man
Torswats? Yeah, seems like swatting activity went down 90% after he got nicked. It was a mistake to give that guy only 4 years, should've gave him at least 30 with no parole. With ghouls like that you need to completely obliterate the majority of their able-bodied life at the bare minimum, it's the only way to send a message to every other 17 year old retarded enough to think swatting is funny and cool.
he swatted our ISP owner a couple times too but he's actually armed. said something about having his wife at gunpoint or something. really fucked up stuff. two of the swats to my moms house they said I had an iranian child (alex gleason) tied up in my basement like ??????
We just need one or two complete and total life-destroying sentences handed down by judges that make bleeding hearts cry because "muh sociopath kid was only a teenager" and this swatting shit comes to a complete stop forever. It's a small price to pay to end this scourge.
no. eye for an eye. swatting can and has resulted in real life deaths. the punishment should fit the crime (or the outcome). firing squad or worse. especially cops that haven't dealt with swat's a lot in the past that go in full tilt with APCs and shit. no. blow that niggas cranium smoove off
I'm absolutely down with that, but at the end of the day I'll still take "make these faggots spend the majority of their miserable lives in a concrete box" as a fair compromise, that can be pretty horrible in it's own right, especially if we attain the political mandate to start stripping creature comforts from convicts.
I've never been to prison so I don't know what it's like but I've known people who have and have been in solitary confinement. if you are going to sentence people who swat others to anything other than firing squad it should be life (life not 20 to life) in solitary. they'd probably crack their skull open on the concrete walls before they died naturally tbh
Fr I know someone who got swatted and it was basically pure chance that he didnt pull his home defense pistol despite having every reason to (loud banging on door, shouting etc. at 2 am) and get ventilated. The fucked up thing is it wasn't random internet drama either he knew who did it because he was in a dispute with someone because he was banging the guy's ex and was receiving death threats and random harassing calls from the guy who swatted him beforehand, so he knew exactly who did It and put in a police report etc. And the cops are incompetent lazy fuckers who do not care, apparently having a VPN and a voice changer is a license to attempt to kill people because cops are retarded, pisses me off.
I'd just go hang him from a tree if you know who it is
I do find it pathetic that it was until politicians were getting swatted that they were able to crackdown on this shit within days.
If it was you or me, we would basically be told to piss off and how "hard it is to track down"
If it was you or me, we would basically be told to piss off and how "hard it is to track down"
I was told by the police that no mater how stupid it sounds they have to come and check anyway so they'd call me from out from of my moms house, ask my address and drive over to my house just to "check" on me multiple times a month. multiple times on my birthday in 2023