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Alright fellas I gotta drive for like 8-9 hours talk to you guys whenever we stop somewhere

We? 🤔

You going without me nigga?

Yeah we haven't even left yet lmfao

Also it's literally a month old (2 months since order) and somebody already tried to break in

Yeah, well you bought the car equivalent of bear bait for niggers. Whatchu think was gonna happen?

On a more serious note, please keep both of your car keys in RFID bags. The most common way hellcats are stolen is a flipper zero with an antenna where they intercept the handshake between your keys and the car and they can instantly clone it start it and drive away as if they have the key with them

From my mom

Welp, were calling @randbot "Randy & the Sundance Cheeseburger" from now it. It's official.

Made it through some of the worst rain I've ever driven through. We hydroplaned for a while but made it to Windsor. Hehe

Some guy in the same Mercedes I've got back home kept trying to bait me into racing him flying past us then slowing down and repeating for the last like 40 miles. He's lucky I have a child in the vehicle 🫵🏻

Sounds like there was a child in his vehicle too

Rand I'm with your new favourite person, what are your thoughts on that? She's, Lord forgive me for allowing this, in a Tim Hortons ordering something