gonna put on pants and go see me mum yall want anything
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@graf gf (not your mum)
@graf Fifth of Wild Turkey and a straw.
@graf A 3' blonde contortionist with no teeth and a flat head.
@NothingToSeeHere @graf Ah, so you have somewhere to set your beer. I know that line.
@graf Godspeed Graf, thank your mom for her service and give her a hug please
@graf ENJOY MUM GRAFMAN
@Sideshow_Jane I feel this one. I'm trying not to be a drunky for somebody or I would join you. Maybe later
@graf Give her flowers and tell her you love her
@graf By the time "later" arrives, I shall be out for the count. ๐
@catmanmancat Do not make the monkey paw curl the timeline is already cursed before we start resurrecting the dead
@graf I don't want to resurrect anything. We just need to timeline hop.