(((Woodshop))) stopped selling novelty tees because (((he))) doesn't want you to have this
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@nierenstein Don't tell woodshop but I only got like 3 compliments from girls on the MK ultra victim shirt but I have been accosted, touched, taken photos with, approached and almost raped in one case by 1000 women with the "I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN" shirt. Every time I leave my house with it on, the women are insatiable.
@graf @nierenstein >Expecting compliments from foids about an MK Ultra shirt vs a shirt that's about them
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@graf @nierenstein I also get women flirting with me over the "J'ai peur de filles" shirt though, so I get it
@WoodshopHandman @nierenstein 1000 is a conservative estimate. it was easily a couple hundred just during one night at oktoberfest. @adequate can testify to its effectiveness. Even female cops were all over me which was fucked up because I was high as fuck on mushrooms at the time
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@graf @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein That was an interesting social experiment for sure. I was rolling at the cops, and the chicks with dudes on their arms looking back and turning around.
@adequate @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein I should wear it tomorrow. or the "AUTISTIC AND READY TO FUCK" shirt
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@adequate @graf @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein Important question though was the writing on the front or back?
@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @adequate @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein it's on the front. we literally just stood at a table by the ATM so everybody walking past was exposed to it. unironically none of those women mattered at all, couldn't remember a single one of them but the two female cops that were too shy to even talk to me and then opened up and were like 'can we take a picture with you????'
@graf @adequate @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein That is hilarious. You must break it out again at summit
@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @adequate @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein I wear it all the time don't worry brother. I wore it in Detroit and some far lefty chick wanted me so bad she dragged me back out to detroit the next week. the shirt does great but careful, it can be cursed at time (don't wear it in detroit)
@graf @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein Just don't wear it in Ferndale
@adequate @The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein The second time I ever hung out with her she wore some gaudy dress with it half zipped down in the front and I was like "I can see your full ass tit nipple and everything" at Voyager in Ferndale and she was like "that's okay I don't mind if you can see it but tell me if other people can see it" ??????????????????????????????
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@adequate @graf @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein Do NOT tell Shadowbroker. He must be kept from Ferndale
@The_Grand_Pooh_Bah @adequate @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein He probably can't afford it. It's an area for the upper echelons of society. people like @PraxisOfEvil for example. We take him out of Detroit and into Ferndale and he's a completely different person. Like he's wearing a tophat and monocle
@graf @adequate @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein @PraxisOfEvil At this rate I honestly could not. I am re-stocking my emergency fund and then the Poast summit bear fun(d) is next
@graf @adequate @WoodshopHandman @nierenstein @PraxisOfEvil I meant beer, but bear seems way better.