curious there is a BLOOD moon tonight while israel is sacrificing iranian children to moloch by way of american tomahawk missiles
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@graf Symbolism will be there downfall. May the spirit of Khameni guide their munitions directly into the knesset.
@catmanmancat I have a playlist going on tidal in my living room while I talk to somebody and clean and make stew and a song came on and I could have sworn it was KMFDM. nope, skinny puppy. WTF
@graf @catmanmancat I'm actually creating a shelf for all my KMFDM CD's in my living room. It's alot!
@UnityOstara @catmanmancat I have like 12 KMFDM shirts now
@graf @UnityOstara @catmanmancat I seen their cd covers and shirts for decades and still can't say I have heard them.
@AsukaNeko @graf @UnityOstara Go listen to Megalomaniac. It's an awesome track & album that was so far ahead of it's time. Fantastic industrial music.
@catmanmancat @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara I've found introducing people to KMFDM over the last 20 years to be hit and miss using tracks like that.
If you like electronic music, try on Professional Killer. This cover art was unironically the shirt I was wearing on Saturday before I left Scarborough and had to change my shirt before heading to my hotel lmfao
edit: humble brag made me forget link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D5ieBW9UAI
If you like electronic music, try on Professional Killer. This cover art was unironically the shirt I was wearing on Saturday before I left Scarborough and had to change my shirt before heading to my hotel lmfao
edit: humble brag made me forget link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D5ieBW9UAI
@graf @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara I just think if you like rock / industrial then Megalomaniac is a great representation of their overall sound. Obviously they got more into electronic/industrial at points in time.
I just think they were really on point with that album. It's also my favorite so I'm biased.
I just think they were really on point with that album. It's also my favorite so I'm biased.
@catmanmancat @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara I love all KMFDM. Including the new album and I will fucking fight you about it if you don't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D5ieBW9UAI
@graf @catmanmancat @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara I, too, enjoy listening to KMFDM - though I know rather little about them. My goth Azn first serious GF had several of their albums.
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @graf @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara And she's was a smoke show wasn't she?
@catmanmancat @graf @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara Though I very much prefer my wife, having won the wife lottery in my totally objective and unbiased opinion - my first serious GF was very attractive at the time.
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @graf @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara Thus continues RWFS Unified KMFDM Theorem.
If wahmen are Genuine KMFDM Fans, they're always hot (and one of the best rides of your life.)
If wahmen are Genuine KMFDM Fans, they're always hot (and one of the best rides of your life.)
@catmanmancat @graf @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara Yes, that was actually the reason I mentioned it; my first GF had a morbidly fat friend, that didn’t like KMFDM.
Interestingly, side note: it was from the Asian GF that I learned Korean Techno music is widely regarded by Orientals as the best. This, in spite of her very acute racism against other Asians.
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @graf @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara I absolutely love hearing about intra Asian blood feuds. They get into some wild hatred over silly things and I'm here for it.
@catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara If KMFDM plays in North America this year we are going, if you don't join me and adequate because I will fucking drag her along I will find your house and I will remove the valve inserts from every one of your tires
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@graf @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara AHHHHH. LEAVE MUH SCHRADERS ALONE!
@catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara That includes your wife's flat tire nigger 🫵🏻 you better be waiting and on edge to find out if KMFDM is coming this year
@catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara Lol last time I drove to the US I was like "I better not pack any KMFDM shirts I don't want them thinking I'm a school shooter sympathizer"
@graf @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara Last time I went to Canuckada border niggers unbolted the seats of my fuckin car.
@catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara I had a girl from Wisconsin drive to my house with a buttplug in, no idea why she did it but she was autistic and had a major anxiety disorder and she freaked out a bit at the border because she had never crossed it before so they grilled her for like an hour. She called me crying about it then proceeded to stay at my house and never shower for a week or even brush her teeth. Her Impala had a smashed in front fender and her entire car was full of garbage and uniforms for Culvers
@graf @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara You have a penchant for attractive female perfection Graf.
@catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara She was hot just fucked up in a way that maybe I can't cope with. It was thanksgiving too lmfao
@graf @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara
and never shower for a week
take a shower with her
or even brush her teeth
stand behind her and brush her teeth while making her watch in a mirror
Her Impala had a smashed in front fender and her entire car was full of garbage and uniforms for Culvers
make her clean her car
if a hot but mentally ill woman is at your house, adapt and make her stop being weird and fucked up
Shinji Stancil 
@brigrammer @graf @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara Or just bust nuts in her and kick her back over the border
@TeaTootler @brigrammer @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara This is what I did
@brigrammer @graf @catmanmancat @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara That would work great in a well-ordered society like when I was a kid !
@graf @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara You can save her.
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @graf @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara I can't save a single hoe, but like a K-Cup, I can get a single use out of her.
@catmanmancat @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara The Prodigy's Weather Experience just came on the hifi while I was adding potat to my stew (last hour and a half) and I could feel it in my intestines in the kitchen lmfao
@catmanmancat @graf @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara No you can get two cups out of a k cup. 😁
@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @graf @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara one man's trash is another man's treasure
@graf @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko This is the most midwestern thing I have read this year so far!
@UnityOstara @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko She's from Racine and she told me all about the niggers she was afraid to even go to her car after her shift. Thought I was going to save her from living in Wisconsin. Couldn't even brush her teeth. No, go home
@graf @UnityOstara @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko Racine. That's where Joe Rowan of Nordic Thunder was killed by Naseer Ghani.
@graf @UnityOstara @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko I think people who just go around with something shoved up their ass are weird as fuck
@graf Culver’s is so good
Dating goals for the single fedi niggas: find you a girl that'll drive to your house with a buttplug in.
Can't believe you didn't refer her to your old pal yockeypuck.
You deserve way, way better. She had majorly stretched out earlobes and one of them was infected so it smelled twice as bad as it would have. Yuck. Still did, but yuck. Now that I think about it, it was after I made my main current Twitter account so it was 2018. Lol
Deserve is quite a word. What do I deserve? Not much, but nice people are part of how God shows his grace.
girls that go around with a buttplug in are a red flag
Imagine having a butt plug in and talking to Canada border services agency cops with autism and an anxiety disorder
How can you be so sure he didn’t ? 
Because if my brother graf gassed me up to a woman she'd have come over without showering.
I know *a lot* of women and if I actually thought about it I don't think any of them would be worthy of a recommendation tbh
Friend of mine got thrashed, is now becoming his ex wife. I don't know, I don't think there's any women that're single and not bi.* enough to be a wife and mother.
I love women but I hate women. You can ask a number of poast people who were here when I was vibing on my front porch in the fall and flipping between hating and loving women. I am the extreme of both ends of that spectrum at the same time
@catmanmancat @graf @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara Driving While White ?
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @graf @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara Passenger had an arrest for pot a decade prior. So obviously we're trying smuggle drugs across international borders. 🥴
@graf @catmanmancat @AsukaNeko @UnityOstara Yeah, sadly most people here still take the reports at face value. I keep chipping away at the consensus reality but it’s the slug climbing out of the well.
@graf @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko 1998: I went to a Blockbuster Music store to pick up my copy of KMFDM Adios before work. They wouldn't sell it to me. Went to gas station job to find out my little sister was getting the hassle and the school wanted to know where I was. My sister was preppy. She responded "my sister is at work and I feel like I should call a lawyer about this harassment".
@graf @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko Twas 4-20-1998 Columine day.
@graf @catmanmancat @KingOfWhiteAmerica @AsukaNeko I'll be at the Minnesota show. Please be in St.Paul.