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part of loving someone is altering everything you cook for them such that the onions are sufficiently simmered until soft

"add onions and stir fry for one minute" no I will be turning down the heat and cooking them until they start to caramelize tyvm

interviewer: "how did you know you loved her?"

me: "I'm willing to give up al-dente onions for her"

@YKantRachelRead al-dente onions are terrible... I don't like al-dente anything really

@YKantRachelRead "even pickles?" especially pickles I like those fuckers soft