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freshman year of college my only female friend was an a vaishnavite indian girl. she showed me the little krishna cartoon which I believe is mostly based on the bhagavata purana. I would later show it to a fun transmasc who left fedi years back.

Georgia are you reminded of the Indian girl you went to school with because you have diarrhea. You can be honest here

@graf actually I was reminded because I was thinking about my friendship history and also because ive been looking at sanskrit names on my phone for like an hour. but if I had eaten indian food or mexican or sczhuechan my diarrhea would probably be worse.

Get them probiotics girl

@graf I need a fucking fecal transplant at this point (sounds grosser than it is)

So..you want somebody to put the shit.... ...back? Into your body????

@graf what they do is take a healthy persons shit, do science stuff with it, put it in a suppository, and stick it up my butt

You can just use an enema bulb from someone else's toilet water if you're that desperate

@tyler @graf I am NOT that desperate jesus

That being said I wish all medication came in those extra large suppository form because there's nothing quite like having an ass constantly full of glycerin

@tyler @graf you know this from experience?

No, but i fantasize about it, so pretty much the same thing.

(Also on a real note, sometimes certain medicines upset my tummy so bad I'd rather just take it as a suppository)