So I'm going to reach out to the original bug filer (q66, who's here on fediverse) to see if we can figure out how to PROPERLY fix it so we don't just disable hardware crypto handling on big endian platforms.
This btw is how a platform dies the death of a thousand cuts - laziness.
(also note the bug 100% fired in QEMU, so "I don't have hardware" isn't a good enough reason. You can run the test suite in a QEMU VM!)