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Madison ever tell you guys what happened to the flock of ducks she convinced me to raise with the promise of them being delicious eating?

After several months of them fighting with the chickens and shitting everywhere and ruining the sheep's water every day, Madison prepared a roast duck. Butchered it herself and everything. It wasn't good. I got up from the table and then committed TDD.
@tyler I only like duck when it's peeking style with the super crispy skin

Reminds me of a funny story from back in my home improvement salesman days
>Called out to a lead's house
>He's kazakh
>Dude lives one block off main Street in a small rural town
>Inside is spotless and very middle eastern in construction
>Needs a new roof
>I wasn't able to measure via satellite so I needed to do it in person
>Ask to see the backyard
>Refuses at first but we go back there anyway
>He's raising at least 50 ducks back there
>Somehow trained them to be quiet since he can't have ducks in that town, especially not that many
>Do my measurements
>Present good better best
>Discuss financing
>He offers ducks as his down payment
>I politely decline and we don't get his business