It is easier for the camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for the soul of a cyclist to enter heaven
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Earlier today I met a Cyclist. There were 8 cars in line behind the cyclist and there is a bicycle lane just next to the road.
I start to hate them more than immigrants on speaker phones.
@creamqueen so true
the worst combination of vehicle and pedestrian
Yeah, cyclists are annoying as fuck, especially here in Southern Europe in the summer, where large groups of professional-looking cyclists (with those faggy pink or yellow or light-blue tights) can be seen riding together in what looks like tournaments, and always on small, narrow roads that make it nearly impossible for normal people to pass them. And even though I'm a vegan myself, I have to admit that I laughed at this meme:
The Gate To Heaven.
@cjd like what are they doing why are they driving full speed into a gate i dont understand. this is not the only video like this ive seen
@creamqueen @cjd They just assume everything will get out of their way?
@creamqueen @cjd I know this video without even clicking play. There's some gay little path where they can all pretend they are Lance Armstrong minus a testicle. That gate is where someone's private property line begins. He tried to do things the nice way, and put signs up instructing entytlists not to use his road. Eventually, he gave up, and put this gate here. Because there are warning signs, and people are technically trespassing when they meet Satan at school zone speeds coasting downhill, I don't think he ever gets in trouble for it.
They were so convinced they were going to heaven, they didn't even consider the possibility that the gate might be closed to them.
Including Restaurants (see other post in thread)
Also it's amazing how they are universally hated.
Also it's amazing how they are universally hated.
@Eleutheria2 @creamqueen @cjd They literally do it to themselves
Maybe blunt trauma to the head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
