Btw I still fucking hate these stupid attached bottle caps. They SUCK! They constantly snap back at my face. And of course there’s always that little bit of soda left in the cap ready to smear all over my beard.
Oh and when pouring a drink? No I love that I have to position the cap perfectly so it doesn’t fill the cap and spill all over the table. ITS SO CONVENIENT.
Also, you can’t convince me that this shit ass change saves the environment in any way, shape or form. There’s a million better ways do to it. For example by not flying in private jets to EU bottle cap directive meetings.
I also hate that they banned plastic straws. The alternatives either taste like wood or paper and/or are one mishap away from completely destroying my teeth. But at least I can see the value in that so I’m okay with it. Fuck the caps, though.
Thanks for coming to my rant.
