@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @sapphire tbf that guy is brainrotted about this sorta stuff. It's kind of cute that you and awoo are still together even if you can't do stuff together in meatspace.
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@mischievoustomato @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer they’ve been “engaged” over the Internet for like 4 years bro it’s time to shit or get off the pot
@sapphire @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer i mean, yeah, but I don't wanna shit on them because shit is just probably hard for em to achieve. IDK the details though.
@sapphire @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @Immahnoob @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @zeroraining107 I barely have any money, not even a job yet, so I can only imagine that moving from a place to another or importing a woman to your country is only incredibly fucking expensive and hard.
@mischievoustomato @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @sapphire You buy her a plane ticket.
@Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @mischievoustomato this. If you can’t afford that, you aren’t socioeconomically advantaged enough for sex tourism
@sapphire @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @mischievoustomato But beyond that, a plane ticket to Europe from the US is about 600 euros or so, I'm not sure where these two live specifically, but that's about 12 euros per month or so in 4 years. You're telling me none of these two have like 15 bucks a month to put in the piggy bank to see each other in 4 years?
@Immahnoob @sapphire @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @mischievoustomato we've seen each other before lol
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato So wait, what's the problem then? Why are you long distance? Are you both retarded?
@Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato it takes some time to gain citizenship of anther country
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @mischievoustomato you don’t need citizenship to get married you fat retard you do it the other way around in all cases
@sapphire @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @mischievoustomato the question was why we're long distance, try to keep up
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @mischievoustomato you get married, you apply for permanent residency in whichever country you want to live in, you get automatically approved because your married holy shit. I don’t even have a green card wife I learned this as a side effect of researching another visa
@sapphire @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @mischievoustomato "Automatically approved", not really, you have to wait years for the citizenship, but the idea that she can't get married immediately and wait it there with her supposed lover, spouse and soulmate is just womaneze for "I am a retarded foid, hear me roar".
@Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @mischievoustomato automatically approved for permanent residency based on family reunion, applies for every country I’ve researched so far
You don’t need to be a citizen to live anywhere
You don’t need to be a citizen to live anywhere
@sapphire @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @mischievoustomato Yes, you don't need citizenship to live anywhere, I thought you meant she'd get immediate citizenship.
Australia would want her to pay about 6000 dollars or some shit? That's not much of a sum if you're really into someone honestly. 4 years is still retarded.
Australia would want her to pay about 6000 dollars or some shit? That's not much of a sum if you're really into someone honestly. 4 years is still retarded.
@Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @mischievoustomato if pet zoomer cost me 6000 dollars to be with I definitely wouldn’t be on ozempic eating 6000 calories a day “trying” to save up lmfao
@sapphire @Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @mischievoustomato well you don't know how much money we have and what our plan is so, again, it doesn't really matter what you'd do
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @mischievoustomato yeah I know you’re fucking broke, I refer once again to “you’re not wealthy enough for sex tourism”
@sapphire @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @mischievoustomato i see where she gets the 10,000 from but assuming this foid is american she decides to move to an inferior country where her money is worth less and it's more expensive and harder to get a visa
@zeroraining107 @sapphire @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @Quentel @mischievoustomato @mushroom_soup @petzoomer Ok so, he's poor as fuck? 4 years for 10000 dollars is retarded, what is he doing?
@Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @Quentel @mischievoustomato @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @sapphire in american it's 7 grand which in 4 years if you really want it you should have
@zeroraining107 @Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato you guys don't even know how long our relationship has been which is the most interesting part of this conversation, but continue to speculate
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @mischievoustomato too long, one or both of you aren’t motivated.
@sapphire @mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @mischievoustomato I like Awoo but yeah, please get your shit together Mushroom. Marine and Neetzche figured their shit out.
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@bronzeagebond @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @sapphire who will be my fedi wife 🥺🥺🥺
@bronzeagebond @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @petzoomer @sapphire i want a normal woman
@mischievoustomato @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire only way ur getting something even close to that is if you go 3rd world. Get you a nice girl from south west asia that basically worships you like a god. Even then it's a coin flip. Her hypergamy can still flip on you and fuck you over.
@Azur_Fenix @mischievoustomato @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire tomato be sure to ask this man his relationship history before taking his advice
@mushroom_soup @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato lmao foid I'm a heartbreaker. I use to take females like u, use untill they broke and then dumped them like the worthless cunts they were.
I am literally the kinda guy you would fuck up your life for and you would enjoy every min of it untill I dumped ur ass for the next one.
The good thing is, I'm retired. Monk mode now. Sex and breaking you bitches that deserved to be used up because your stupid is too much money and work now. I rather spend 5 mins a day beating out the poison and go back to playing my waifu games or my work out then spend time gaslighting one of you vapid whores for my own amusement.
Not one of you cunts in my gen is wife material. Maybe in a few years the next 2 crops of females when they hit legal might be, but I doubt it. Society is still to gynocrtric.
I am literally the kinda guy you would fuck up your life for and you would enjoy every min of it untill I dumped ur ass for the next one.
The good thing is, I'm retired. Monk mode now. Sex and breaking you bitches that deserved to be used up because your stupid is too much money and work now. I rather spend 5 mins a day beating out the poison and go back to playing my waifu games or my work out then spend time gaslighting one of you vapid whores for my own amusement.
Not one of you cunts in my gen is wife material. Maybe in a few years the next 2 crops of females when they hit legal might be, but I doubt it. Society is still to gynocrtric.
@Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato if you take dating advice from someone who uses the word foid unironically then you sort of deserve what you get
@mischievoustomato @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire well if you were a woman would you want to date a man who said foid unironically?
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @sapphire @mischievoustomato i am the woman who dates the man who says that, it is so easy to set boundaries it’s funny. you just suck
@petzoomer @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @sapphire @mischievoustomato One day you will mature enough to see the being a pick me is cringe
@mushroom_soup @petzoomer @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @sapphire @mischievoustomato "pick me" is actually evil language and you should refrain from using it. Thank you friend
@bronzeagebond @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato A pick me is a woman who puts other women/feminity in general down to seem cool to man. Think of men who are performatively feminist, who put down masculinity to impress women, it's the female version of that
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato That's not how women use it at all.
@Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato Yes it is, I'm literally a woman who is using it like that
@mushroom_soup @Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato You didn't know what a pickme girl was until we were drunk on my front porch and we started calling you one
@graf @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato she was on randbots show and now she was on your front porch? are you one of the chads that left her behind?
@zeroraining107 @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato We regularly have poast get-togethers at my house, she was invited because she's in the matrix channel I spend most of my time in. She's fine in the sense that she is mostly quiet but she got called a pick me by us because she was nagging me for not following her on here. She's been here twice actually, she was here in October last year and again I think early December when we had Thanksgiving dinner for a bunch of poast friends
@graf @Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato My brother in Christ I've been a part of FDS for years
@mushroom_soup @Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato No idea what that means I don't speak foid. Dreamer was there, he knows I'm right
@graf @mushroom_soup @Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato Follow me graf graf follow me cmon follow me you don't follow me graf pick me graf why don't you follow me you should follow me oh hey someone just tried logging into my shein account follow me graf pouty face cmon
@ForbiddenDreamer @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @AYamVIhYwMuuXlFume.graf@poa.st @mushroom_soup @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @mischievoustomato shein: the best place for whales to buy chinesium lingerie
@sapphire @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @mischievoustomato I did not need that mental image tyvm. Fortunately my brain is too fried to mentalize things without conscious effort anymore
@ForbiddenDreamer @sapphire @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @mischievoustomato I think she owes us each a pair of the Jordans that guy in Florida ordered with her card while she was asking me to follow her
@ForbiddenDreamer @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @mushroom_soup @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @mischievoustomato I’ve never met a girl who bought shit from shein who wasn’t at least chubby
@graf @Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato Female dating strategy, it's like the red pill for women. I think they coined the term pick me
@mushroom_soup @graf @Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato Oh no no no, she uses kf and reddit AND would have been on decayable instead of poast if she knew about it when she was registering, wtaf are you even doing here mushroom?
@ForbiddenDreamer @mushroom_soup @Immahnoob @Azur_Fenix @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato She was on kfcc then moved to breast milk then she ended up here
@graf @mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107@detroitriotcity.com @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @sapphire @mischievoustomato im sorry i get attention naturally from a man without having to beg and you do
Hard to imagine actually trying to be a fat-e-girl for internet attention.
Next thing you know we'll have a thread going about crowdsourcing to fund amazon battery subscriptions... to farm engagement. The bar is very low at this point. 😆
Next thing you know we'll have a thread going about crowdsourcing to fund amazon battery subscriptions... to farm engagement. The bar is very low at this point. 😆
@petzoomer @mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @sapphire @mischievoustomato no you don't get it Mrs. Sapphire, saying that is a 
LE RED FLAG and you need therapy (reddit r/relationship advice) to tell you to ghost him because YIKES
LE RED FLAG and you need therapy (reddit r/relationship advice) to tell you to ghost him because YIKES
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire would a woman be smart enough to formulate that question in her head?
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato my lovely foid
My beautiful little foid
My sweet darling foid
How I miss my foid when she’s asleep
What is she dreaming of?
A far away land? Removed from all conflict?
How I love your mind 💗
My heart beats only for my foid.
The day her light is extinguished all hell will be set free
And my soul will be shattered.
My beautiful little foid
My sweet darling foid
How I miss my foid when she’s asleep
What is she dreaming of?
A far away land? Removed from all conflict?
How I love your mind 💗
My heart beats only for my foid.
The day her light is extinguished all hell will be set free
And my soul will be shattered.
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @mischievoustomato only if he was wearing an Armani suit, according to the OP
@mushroom_soup @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato The thing is YOU ARE A FOID. Man ur dumb. An not even in the cute retarded way. Just extremely stupid.
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @bronzeagebond @petzoomer @mischievoustomato
@mushroom_soup @Azur_Fenix @Immahnoob @zeroraining107 @Dudebro @Quentel @petzoomer @sapphire @mischievoustomato he could also just ask me, Sapphire or Dudebro who are also in this thread