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bash.org #29965

[topic@#perth(DALNET)]: Hey, blackmarket drugs aren't all bad. Hell, they've been teaching kids the metric system since 1954!

bash.org #66323

<Deimos> wtf random girls are msging me in icq
<Deimos> must be mating season

bash.org #45796

*** Guest_011 (amadajoe@ny-auburn1c-81.aburny.adelphia.net) has joined #movies-n-games
*** PlayMate sets mode: +b guest*!*@*.*
*** Guest_011 was kicked by PlayMate (No Guest**** nicks here, type " /nick newnick " to get a real nick and come back)
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bash.org #835030

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

bash.org #56558

<Pyroman> NEW RULE 
<Pyroman> No one may have a name that starts with 'No'  
<Pyroman> It fucks up my nick completion  
*** Yukari is now known as NotYukari 
*** GigaClonWantstoKickNickServ is now known as NotGigaron 
*** NMR is now known as NotNMR 
*** DJ_Bytes is now known as NotAlsoDJBY 
<emphaticallyumopepisdn> You guys are sheep 
<NotYukari> baa 
<NotAlsoDJBY> Baaa 
<NotGigaron> baaa 
<NotNMR> baaaa

bash.org #38877

<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards

bash.org #3576

* RedBull has returned.. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore.

bash.org #112010

<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight
<sampson> EXCELLENT
<sampson> THANKS!
<aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies
<aves2k> like JPG

bash.org #48673

<Scruffypoo> BaLLeriNNa: dunno about best friends.  me and the kernel aren't even on speaking terms at the moment.  i have to tell bash a message for the kernel, and it tells the kernel.  then, hopefully, the kernel doesn't get massively depressed and run away or anything.

bash.org #832450

Rayo :: My friend Lupe is the Santa at the Mall.
dissolve/decay :: wait, what happened?
Rayo :: He owed me money.
Rayo :: So I waited in line today with all the kids.
Rayo :: and told him to pay up in front of all the children, "kids. Santa owes me 40"
"....come on Greg...wheres your Christmas Spirit?"
"Do you want these kids to think Santa is a cheapskate?"