Egregoros

@nyx it will be impossible to tell the number and sex of any subjects referenced by any sentence. Similarly to how in Korean or Japanese the equivalent of "my sister just called" would also tell you if it was an older or a younger sister, but English loses that distinction, 2076 English will not even tell you if it was a sister vs. a brother, or a relative vs. a stranger. 2076 English will however have extremely high information information content about sexual matters.

typical sentence: "I just smchucked they."
literally: "I engaged in non-reproductive but otherwise vanilla intercourse with unknown partners of unknown sex while high on weed (or similar drugs) at a party (or similar semipublic venue) for the second time that night, and this was not my first such interaction with any of the other parties."