Egregoros

"Your computer shit the bed running a simple update and now all the backgrounds of webpages are all green and glitchy when you hold shift? Oh yeah that happens sometimes, just apt obscure-missspeled-option --force libshamoogle-etx34 and then edit this one configuration file that hasn't existed since 2007 that was ten layers deep into the init system and gets overwritten from a cronjob every ten seconds. Then reboot and you should be good to go. You'll need a rescue disk though because it breaks grub"