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Reminds me of that video with the fat chick talking about how all of the boys are swooning over her, and the fact checker keeps going BZZZT...

@cjd @JoeBravo77 @WTFPurpleAlpaca Not familiar with the video you're talking about, but the way the dating market is right now there are plenty of thirsty incel simps swooning over fat chicks.

Hahaha I actually have it.

This is what was going through my mind reading that post from Pete Hegseth.

@cjd @redneonglow @JoeBravo77 @WTFPurpleAlpaca Blatantly lying whale. We must make new fables about this behavior.

> Americans are "rushing to recruiting stations."

BZZT

> That warrior ethos lives inside the heart of each one of these men

> and women

BZT

> and we're unleashing it.

BZZZZT

30-year highs across the force.

BZZT

We're hitting our recruiting numbers halfway through the year.

BZZZZZT

Why is that? Because the American people look at what we're doing at the War Department by getting back to basics

BZZT

and they're attracted to that.

BZZZT

@cjd @redneonglow @JoeBravo77 @WTFPurpleAlpaca >"They're attracted to that"
Very fitting.

@Immahnoob @cjd @JoeBravo77 @WTFPurpleAlpaca I doubt she is lying. There are that many thirsty incel simps I'm sure she's telling the truth. Especially the reference to them "calling her mommy" proves it.

@redneonglow @JoeBravo77 @WTFPurpleAlpaca @cjd Nah nigga, this is too much, she probably had one encounter like that in her whole life and now she's making entire stories using it as an example.

@cjd @redneonglow @JoeBravo77 @WTFPurpleAlpaca Oh I remember this porker. Yeah she has a 'problematic' relationship with the truth.

It's beautiful. The fact she lies so much and then the fact she's so fucking bad at it.
Like...she's too lazy not to be obese, and she's also too lazy to lie convincingly.

Like "hey so just like, lie about everything all the time"
>"Awww do I have to? *groan* *sigh* okay..."

A clean, simple classic lolcow. Some of the other recent ones need to pay attention. No need to try-hard just stick to good fundamentals.
👌 😌

@WTFPurpleAlpaca @redneonglow @cjd @JoeBravo77 The whole 'fat positivity' thing was a fucken lie. 'healthy at any size' 'I can't lose weight though I've tried everything'.

This salad dodging hambeast will be in an xxxl coffin before she's mid 30s, and that's a piece of truth.

> The whole 'fat positivity' thing was a fucken lie

Evidenced by the fact that as soon as there was an easy way to lose weight, everyone jumped ship immediately.

@cjd @redneonglow @JoeBravo77 @WTFPurpleAlpaca Yeah if they didn't snuff it before they hit middle age from heart failure.

Just shows how bone idle they are, leaning on a medical solution which is itself not without risks but easier to jab yourself than hit the gym and takes less discipline than laying off of the food trough. I assume that fatties just eat from troughs or buckets, barnyard crockery tbh.

it will be rebuilt when the bone-lost drugs turn out to be even less healthy then stimulants stacks

@WTFPurpleAlpaca @JoeBravo77 Really does.

I mean that's why they extended the enlistment age to 42. Totally making their target recruitment