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Viss
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I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.
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if youve ever flipped a table, screamed at a display, punched a hole in a wall or any other expression or rage because of systemd, i think i may know why: the guy who wrote systemd WORKS AT MICROSOFT
https://www.theregister.com/2026/01/29/lennart_poettering_quits_microsoft/