Definitely better than the lovers-to-frenemies girlfriend pipeline. 
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Would you rather she be a new friend or a new enemy? 
Pro tip: Enemies come with an immediate sword fight and set up a trope that'll be more fun later. 
Plot twist: Thousands of Atheist Maoist Chinese assistant managers discover unknown psychic potential. 
You? 
The lack of text symbolizes the emptyness of your enemy's best, craving thy blade. 
Sounds like she needed to learn to like claymores so she could continue to do so. 
Adorable. 
I'm reminded of that episode of #TheOffice (British) where they all go dancing. 