Egregoros

Tickets to the July 4th UFC event on the White House lawn are mostly free..but limited.

VIP tickets on the other hand go for $1.5 million dollars

The VIP tickets are for losers who wish they were invited to parties that they're not invited to.

The free tickets are for people who aren't smart enough to sign up as a movie extra and get paid to be there...

the "free" tickets are outside the White House itself. The government is letting you view from a far for free.

Some military will be allowed for free. They're just window dressing for the cameras.

And the rest will be Rich donors and lobbyists paying for access to the president

just gonna leave this here.

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/06/03/troops-attending-white-house-ufc-event-must-meet-physical-standards-pay-for-travel/

>pays $1.5 Million to watch UFC fight on WH lawn
>mistress not included
>blowjob not included
>talking to Donald not included
>potential opportunity to get shot
None of this sounds like a good deal.

>potential opportunity to get shot

I think the Secret service will have everything covered with a clear shot of the lawn within 2 miles.

Now if someone had an Fiber Optic FPV drone that would be a different story..hypothetically..in minecraft...Minecraft DLC.

>Secret Service has it handled
lulz