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"The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives."

My bestie came over one time and I opened the door and said, "Dang, you look like shit!" She said, "I know, I thot I would feel better if I came over here." Wouldn't let her in, so we sat on the porch. She got up to go inside to pee and I said, "Don't you go in there, sick heifer." So she went home.

I thot Jonny was hilarious af, esp. the Chippendales vid I requested. Then he called White women mean names, yet called his sheboons "black ladies". Brillo-pad loving sumbitch. He's a wigger.

Axe me next year, Sister Joanie.

Don't mollycoddle him. Let Jonny run away into the forest & make sure he never comes back.

Yard work, pool boy, house boy, dog-walker, Jonny is a jack-off of all trades.

I get so annoyed when I see somebody and they say, "Hey!" and give you a hug, then announce, "I've been sick af." I think it's a Southern thing. Damn huggers could have lice, even.

Jonny flexing in a sleeveless shirt that's the same color as the bathroom tile on the walls. 🙈 I bet the Golden Girls have yappy, dustmop-looking dogs & he's their dogwalker.

Gigolo Jonny. 🌴 🐒

Ah dindu nuffin.

Joanie has plans for Jonny. We all do.

Jonny the Gigolo. He calls it subletting.

I bet Jonny is their maid. The live-in help of the Golden Girls.

Would.

Mr. Clean has moves.

I am vomit.

Jon-Boy is a Friday Night Lightweight.

Jonny is an attention whore, the worst of us.

Joanie, don't baby that man. Jonny is a self-admitted nigger-lover.