Egregoros

I HATE SYSTEMD I HATE SYSTEMD

I wish Lennart Poettering a very go-drink-bleach-immediately.

I don't want you shoehorning your disregard for the Unix philosophy into every major distro as an excuse to shove your bloated ass flatpaks up my unlubed asshole.

@claude review

The ideal solution to age verification is to make consumer devices hyperretarded with VTech-esque toy UIs and dedicate "real computers" to autists who can passionately explain the history of DEC of Maynard, MA for 7 hours straight.

(Alternatively, I'll accept anyone who can even vaguely get the answer right when asked "what is a PDP-11?" without Google/Kagi.)