I joke around about being a chopped unc or oldtroon but this looksmaxxing stuff might be the thing that finally does me in I have no idea what the fuck is going on or who any of these people are and I am so...so scared
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@PraxisOfEvil dont worry brother see you in a week or two we will go out and drink on it
I was grafmaxxing my looks and some foid was really aggro when I started bonemashing and mewing in front of her so I softmaxxed at th
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil Ask Rick I don't do shit and the local foal are all over me
You should do sex on them to own the libs.
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil No, I almost did. I almost fell for it. I got out just before. Not falling for the detroit double take again
The h-what
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil So out of the women who came up to me to initiate conversation I chose one out of the group and figured I'd spend time with her. She came back to my hotel room and a group of us played scrabble til 7am and she had to go home but asked me to come back to Detroit the following weekend to see her so I did and she took me to a seafood restaurant knowing I don't like seafood and ordered like 100$ pate (multiples) and then returned them because they were "too salty" then after she wasted 2 hours of my time after I told rick we would meet him somewhere we roll up and she's trying to stick my hand through her dress on her tits in front of a bunch of people and yelling about that nigger that got ventilated during the protests in minnesota alex whatever his name was being her cousin (its not she's just a self admitted communist) and I just, the next bar we were at I was like "you got a way home, you need uber cash or something?" "no I can get home why?" and I walked out
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl @PraxisOfEvil to be fair we were in Ferndale which is much nicer than Detroit proper
@graf @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl Graf you need to embrace the Rick way of being which is to avoid women at all costs
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @graf @Owl This girl wanted me to do an improv class with her and I'm so glad I never signed up
@PraxisOfEvil @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl I gave you money for that you nigger send it back if you never did 🫵🏻
graf, is Rick as cool as he is on r/Poa.st and on the official Poa.st Discord server?
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil I would recommend rick as a friend he is great and he makes me laugh IRL
He's pretty funny yes
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil Unironically I was looking forward to seeing Rick more than I was that girl. I drove back to Detroit and I spent 2 hours in some restaurant where I had to keep saying "No I'm okay thank you" and watching her dance around in her bedroom to gutterpunk for commies while taking forever to "get ready" (she did literally nothing but smoke pot). I feel bad because she is local to rick so he will run into her again
@graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS I'm sorry you had a bad time graf, not all women in Ferndale are like that, but I really wouldn't know because I don't talk to women around here
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@PraxisOfEvil @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS No I know she's not like that. She's got some major issues going on in her life and I'm glad I didn't involve myself with that emotionally or sexually because boy jeez do I need more of that drama in my life