Absolutely delicious smashburger.
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@EscapeVelo as a person that can 'not' cook. that looks like shit!
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@EscapeVelo even the bread is melting!
@OeakEyDoork @EscapeVelo smash burgers are a meme ngl
@graf @EscapeVelo you gave me hints to making a ReaL burger
@OeakEyDoork @EscapeVelo No it's so stupid. They smash it down with a press so it's like paper thin. I think it's just a way for them to get away with using half the beef without you thinking you're missing half the beef. If you want char on your burger just char it, man
@graf @OeakEyDoork @EscapeVelo it's like getting a crust on a steak
@Twoinchdestroya @OeakEyDoork @EscapeVelo nothing wrong with that if the steak inside is red to bright pink
@graf @Twoinchdestroya @EscapeVelo if you don't do it yourself though
@OeakEyDoork @graf @EscapeVelo learn to eat medium rare
@Twoinchdestroya @graf @EscapeVelo I'm fine with which ever, I do gut and saw it
@OeakEyDoork @graf @EscapeVelo Tartare it
@Twoinchdestroya @graf @EscapeVelo looks like a dead DOOM demon
@OeakEyDoork @Twoinchdestroya @EscapeVelo so true POWAH
@Twoinchdestroya @OeakEyDoork @graf @EscapeVelo tuna tartare mogs
@putrid @Twoinchdestroya @OeakEyDoork @EscapeVelo Somebody I met in Detroit made me try tuna tartare at a place called Voyager and it was the saltiest thing I've ever put in my mouth. Instant regret
@pwm @EscapeVelo @OeakEyDoork you're right. our ISP owner said he was going to buy me one and never did. son of a bitch
@pwm @EscapeVelo @OeakEyDoork No, I already spent too much money on other people this month and we are only 2 days into it