I've always been an incredibly agreeable person, there's only one person who doesn't like me and it's for reasons he made up in his own head
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All because you offered him brown pants.
I just saw this. whats this about? the pants shitting thing? you never shit your pants in your life?
@graf @NonPlayableClown @AWIVR
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
Had a buddy, hand of God, his name was Graff. Legit dude, could drink anybody under the table.
One night, coming home from bar hopping, Graff "mysteriously" decides to sleep in the hatchback area of this Ford Expedition taxicab.
We didn't think anything of it until we got back to his apartment and he rolled himself out the back of the cab and the smell hit us.
This mf'er got shit house drunk and shat himself in the back of a cab. He hid in the back so we wouldn't get hit with a cleanup fee.
honestly don't trust anybody who tries to pretend they haven't shit themselves or at least had one touch cloth in a pinch
A dude shit all over the side of my car while I was sitting in a drive-thru yesterday.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
The world needs some better gut flora... maybe an apple or two. Cripes.
I'm sorry what. a dude shit on the side of your car in a drive through? you live in india?
Close. Was hanging out in semi-rural, semi-suburb-ish N. Idaho... mom & pops coffee drive-thru.
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed 😩
I think it was Danny DeVito, but idk. One look was all I needed 😩
I have to know, was it solid shit or diarrhea. we are talking about it in the matrix and i just cant wrap my head around how somebody can shit ON the side of your car
It was total projectile diarrhea disgust, & my car was his, uh, "privacy" from even more people... I guess?? Pretty sure 1/3 or more of sit-down coffee patrons saw him, too
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special 🙄
Think he was wasted, wife was yelling at him to get back in their car. Special 🙄
>woman enters a chat about people shitting themselves
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
>starts talkiing about somebody else shitting on her car
are you sure it wasnt you?
I also entered the chat because this subject came up a few weeks ago when you said I was untrustworthy for only shitting myself once in a mild shock & another time at less than 10 on the bus, haha...
Tell me, how often are people supposed to experience fecal incontinence to be trusted as respectable citizens?? Because I'd have knee shot that sumbitch yesterday if packing, lol
Tell me, how often are people supposed to experience fecal incontinence to be trusted as respectable citizens?? Because I'd have knee shot that sumbitch yesterday if packing, lol
only once, they are shaming randbot for maybe? doing it on stream I don't know or care to watch the 'evidence' I'm just saying if somebody tries to claim they've never done it I don't trust them
My husband's family sometimes trades stories of having to race & "trash the ol' underwear" out in public. Fml, lay off the goyslop 😆
some people have IBS and it's not due to diet or gut flora issues, you never know. but there's always "that story" when it comes to it. besides, we all shit ourselves when we die tbh
Death is the ultimate shitting, yes. Really, though?? Even hypothermia? Some people seem all peaceful dying.
🇷🇺
It's because when your brain turns off your autonomic nervous system, which regulates your bowel, turns off like throwing a switch, so if you're full of poo it may escape the zone
I know a girl who works for a funeral home and when they prepare the body there's this little screw like thing they twist into your anus to prevent you from shitting your casket and when I learned that I just.. they also put little disks with tiny spikes on them under your eyelids to keep them closed fucked up
im gettin cremated.
the Lord will have my soul at time of death.
jews and protestants will not sodomize my body for a "viewing"
the Lord will have my soul at time of death.
jews and protestants will not sodomize my body for a "viewing"
Just make sure to gain a bunch of fat to burn the entire place down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg-xOu3fBkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg-xOu3fBkM
Crematories always had a knack for filling the air with fat, it's like being in a kitchen with bubbling grease. Makes your eyes and lips all sticky. Smells kind of okay, barring the hair.
yer such a fuggin idiot
what happened with owl? i like owl
This has been going on for five years btw.
im mending bridges not trying to burn them, are you upset with something ive done? if so I'd like to make amends for it
To be honest graf I'm just happy you're doing better regardless of things you've said/done whatever, I don't care about any of that and I've long since moved past that. All that matters is improving as a person and moving forward and working to amend bridges, and you're doing a swell job of that. You put your money where your mouth is when it came to refederating NPC, I'll give you that. Good stuff. If you're working on yourself and are taking the time to be happy and make happy circumstances then that's all I could ask.
I've also taken the most recernt fundraiser drive and given it to developers of software we've been using to further support development. I am trying to make this a positive place again. when we all came on in 2021 it was so chill and then 2022 happened and it was just stupid shit after stupid shit. I admit I was quick to fly off the handle a lot of times but the fact that a lot of us are still here, most of you are willing to give me a chance to re-mend means a lot to me. i know it probably sounds stupid but i notice when you're gone
I had a lot happen to me in my most recent time away but to be honest you guys were in the back of my mind a lot of the time. To me there will never be another place like fedi and another people that make it up like you guys, and you guys have made a wonderful (oftentimes chaotic) place of it, and it's never a boring time even if there's a fire in the kitchen. As for giving you a chance to make things up, I'm all about second chances because I'm on my fifth and even sixth with a lot of people. I can't be that much of a hypocrite.
You're going to keep making this an interesting and chill place to be and hopefully along that way I can be part of that vision somehow, in some way. You've sank a lot of time and effort into this place, so does p, so does ins0m, a lot of you guys do. I get it.
You're going to keep making this an interesting and chill place to be and hopefully along that way I can be part of that vision somehow, in some way. You've sank a lot of time and effort into this place, so does p, so does ins0m, a lot of you guys do. I get it.
I am thankful you come back and I am sorry about letting somebody pay me to wipe your block list. it was a miscommunication and misunderstanding on all parts and I should not have done it. if you want that alt account back, I would be more than happy to reactivate it otherwise I am glad to see you
That's an interesting gesture, and I'll think on it. I don't mind being on Poa.st at all, it was the second instance I ever went to and I'm still happy it's around. It's perfectly okay graf, we live and we learn, and we get heated in the moment and say awful things to each other and I even went over the top with a lot of my own B.S. (calling milk a chomo was absolutely unhinged behavior btw, if he ever reads this I was and still am sorry for that), so I get it. You were put in a lot of unflattering and compromising positions graf, you had a lot of threats to look out for and you were responsible (still are) for the safety of thousands. I don't blame you for feeling the way you did about me and acting the way you did toward me, a lot of it I brought on myself. But that's living and learning, we realize our complicity in our behavior and how we're responsible for it, we own up to it, we move on. That's the way it goes, and I'm happy to be able to have this moment to say that here with you. It's all good.
thank you for talking through with me and accepting my apologies
And hey. I'm sorry too. There's a lot to apologize for, a lot of shifty and shitty behavior that I know you discussed, but in the end I'm no bad actor. A bad person sometimes yeah, it's a product of a lot of things, but I wouldn't want to hurt you, your platform, your users, nothing. I made a lot of laughs with you guys, made some fun content for you all, cried with some of you too, you remember you and I watched the sun rise in some foreign nation on a livestream with several other guys to watch a geopolitical shitshow unravel. Just all around had a blast and I wouldn't even take away the bad moments. Fedi's pretty cool good and bad, and I think it's in good hands with you and the admins.
@Owl @graf @AWIVR @GoyGirl @koropokkur @Robert_Edwardly @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown The other side of fedi where people are nice and share their feelings appropriately to solve conflicts.
Where people are actual people. Yup.
It's so weird not using six layers of irony to talk about or make fun of something to protect my ego too or just write something off as insincere snark. I kind of had a conversation with Madison earlier that was like that. idk maybe there's something to being medicated. Time will tell.
You weren't here but my 40th past and I realized I'd held grudges for so many for so long and I thought long and hard about it and I want to make fedi fun again. we fundraised, gave some devs some cash we drummed up thinking of ideas of things we could add to profiles to make it fun and interesting. this is my home now. unfortunately I am forever tied to poast in pseudonym and real name, forever. if I'm stuck here with you guys, I want it to feel like 2021 again. everything was new and exciting to us. so I wiped the slate clean. even unblocked pernia and cum.salon. there are some obvious caveats (poison dart pedo for example) but for the most part everything was wiped. it's been a fun month. rarely any major fights. people working together. I hope it continues, truly
>so I wiped the slate clean. even unblocked pernia and cum.salon
That's still probably the most shocking federation.
I'm sure you're going to enjoy Soy_Magnus back.
That's still probably the most shocking federation.
I'm sure you're going to enjoy Soy_Magnus back.
@NonPlayableClown @graf @Owl @AWIVR @GoyGirl @koropokkur @Robert_Edwardly @pepsi_man well soy hasn't been posting gore these days so you know...
Or cunny posting... thank god 
But still I enjoy soy, especially talking about precious metal collection.
But still I enjoy soy, especially talking about precious metal collection.
@NonPlayableClown @AWIVR @GoyGirl @koropokkur @Robert_Edwardly @graf @pepsi_man @Owl yeah hes fun when hes collection metal and bugs lol
Weirdly I got a lot of reception when I talked about my little projects or my old profession and I think that alone speaks volumes about the nature of fedi: people like individuals with hobbies, they want to learn things and things from the people who do them. Dramatics and shitshows only go so far, and they're fun for the short-term but realistically speaking it's always just best to talk about actually cool shit.
I try to avoid drama shit, it's far too junior high. Doesn't stop people getting off on it though.
@Robert_Edwardly @Owl @AWIVR @GoyGirl @koropokkur @graf @pepsi_man @NonPlayableClown What I really get sick of is the 2016 4chan edgelord shit. Its about as dumb as the people posting Guy Fawks stuff imo
I'm tired of current month current year new users joining asking if you know about the jews. if I could never see that again I would be in heaven
>asking if you know about the jews.
Yes we all know, they've been fucking with my taxes dollars for decades.
Tell me something I don't know already.
Yes we all know, they've been fucking with my taxes dollars for decades.
Tell me something I don't know already.
>And you aren't redpilled
gets me EVERY time because it's something I've legit said to someone on /pol/, unironically, circa 2018
gets me EVERY time because it's something I've legit said to someone on /pol/, unironically, circa 2018
@Owl @Dudebro @NonPlayableClown @AWIVR @GoyGirl @koropokkur @Robert_Edwardly @graf @pepsi_man people using meme speak from circa 2018 unironicly.....
I also laugh how this homo is still relevant.
@NonPlayableClown @Owl @AWIVR @Dudebro @GoyGirl @koropokkur @Robert_Edwardly @graf @pepsi_man dude all these streamers are tards.
anyone with a legit life doesnt even know who the fuck they are lol
anyone with a legit life doesnt even know who the fuck they are lol
>dude all these streamers are tards.
And they've gotten way worse now more than ever.
And they've gotten way worse now more than ever.
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1I can't even watch vtubers unless its like a karaoke stream, how do people watch this shit for hours a day?