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An old one laying around from August 2004. The iBook was still being sold when I pixelled that one up.

I haven’t been able to eat dark chocolate since trying this 126% cocoa.

And for my own safety I won’t be going near the Chandrasekhar blend again either. Made my whole face pucker.

Half the town too.

For a friend at work, today.

@Velveteen I have the feeling he'd be the kind of Bond who'd be taken off air for being a bit too brutal, a bit too violent.

License to kill 'em all, even.

Did you know if you pick a previous british Prime Minister, Doctor Who, and 007 then swap their jobs around it would make no difference?

fyi ADHD people yes you, having coffee at 11pm because it helps you sleep. THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

11pm: "hey I had a nice date, wanna come up for coffee?" is the most obvious clear euphemism because it's CLEARLY NOT ABOUT COFFEE. COFFEE WILL NOT BE INVOLVED.

Unless you have ADHD, so you think "Oh that's a nice comedown beverage, but I have some at home!"

Word, Ms Word

The Sun Dreamstation was Sun Microsystems' brief and deeply confusing attempt to answer the question: What if a Sparcstation was also really good at Crazy Taxi?

Cis folk - have you ever had even the most fleeting thought to change your name? To what? For any reason. Just cool. Connection. Vibes. Whatever.

Do it.

microdiskette

Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip

(with thanks to @JuliaRez for the original pic)

Cate Blanchett as Steve Jobs
Natasha Lyonne as Steve Wozniak
Maya Hawke as Susan Kare
Kathryn Hahn as Phil Schiller
David Tennant as Craig Federighi
Shohreh Aghdashloo as Johny Srouji
Emma Thompson as Johny Ive

and Tilda Swinton as Apple Legal. All of them. Every single one played by Tilda.

The thinkfriend is the only portable computer that can love you back. It is never too slow, too hot, low on battery nor does it fail to boot. It simply is, and is very good at it.