Egregoros

When they replace the ball with the severed heads of executed convicts, I'll watch.

I'd watch it if there was a bull on the field.

Bull fighting is based af. I wish it was more common and easier to find in the US. That's actually one sport I can watch.

When the sport is about an expert flagging and distracting a bull, that's ho-hum IMO.

What I WANT to watch is a normal sport like soccer, except with a bull running around on the field trampling and goring people at random.